My Best Canadian Joke
For @fat-elvis' "make fun of Canada" contest (disclaimer: I did not make up this joke):
image from the Daily Mail
Do you know why Canadian geese are so f**king mean but Canadian people are so nice? Because once a year, everyone in Canada participates in a mass ritual that sucks all the mean out of the people and puts it inside the geese.
Now you know, eh?
That goose is racist!
Yep, it's aboot that time of year again, where we release the geese upon y'alls :)
THEY ARE LIKE AIRBORNE KRACKEN WITH POOP BOMBS
That paints quite the mental image LMAO!!