Burnt Sacrifices (or, How To Get Rid Of Cloth Moths)

in #beltaine • 7 years ago

Step One: Be A Pagan

Step Two: Have An Altar

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Step Three: Light Candles On The Altar

Step Four: When cloth moths commit suicide in the candles, declare, "THEY JUST OFFERED THEMSELVES TO THE GODDESS!!!"

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Happy Beltaine Eve, y'all! 🔥

That Red Fish your momma always warned you about

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     7 years ago 

    Beltaine meme that just made me LOL (Beltaine is about fertility, essentially):

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     7 years ago 

    Yes! If I could do that, I'd feel better about my (lacking) practices.

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     7 years ago 

    I never thought of that solution! What does it take to be a pagan?

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     7 years ago 

    We don't have any dogma, so I would go with a lack of monotheism, and respect for nature. ;)

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       7 years ago 

      I like this option. Happy Beltaine 💯🐒

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       7 years ago 

      Happy Beltaine!

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