Just for laffs

A young girl about to go on a 1st date
with
her boyfrnd was been tutored by her
grandma.
"He will try to kiss you, allow him.
He will try to cuddle you, allow him.
He will try to lay u down and get on
top of
you, don't allow him".
The girl asked, "grandma, why?".
Grandma said, "bcos if you do that,
you have
allowed him to disgrace you and all
your
family".
Girl said "okay" and left on her date.
Several hours later she returned and
grandma
asked "how did it go?".
Girl said "exactly as you said except
when he
laid me down and tried to disgrace
our family,
I turned him over, got on top of him
and
disgraced his family instead".
Grandma fainted