The Best Misheard Lyrics

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Not every song is perfect. Some songs are harder to understand than others. Eddie Vedder is known for his mumbly songs. His songs have influenced many videos like the one above, trying to figure out what in the hell he is actually saying. There's nothing like some misheard lyrics to give you a more fun way of singing along to a song. Beast of Burden is a great example of this. Are they saying "Don't want to be a beast of burden"? Or is is "Don't want to leave your pizza burnin'? Or "Don't want to leave your big Suburban"? Or "Don't want to mix your beef with bourbon"? Maybe that's for use to decide. Here's some of my favorites.

Potato Wave. I'm gonna leave Bennigan's (Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl Jam)

In New Yorkkk, Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato (Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z)

Blinded by the light, "wrapped up like a douche" in the middle of the night (Mannfred Mann's Earth Band)

There's a bathroom on the right (Bad Moon Rising - CCR)

We didn't start the fire. "It was always burning," said the worst attorney (Billy Joel)

Hold me closer Tony Danza.
Hold me close and tie me down sir (Elton John)

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it, taste of her acorn chapstick (Katy Perry)

Cut my slice into pieces, this is my plastic fork (Last Resort - Papa Roach)

It's too late, to order fries (Apologize - Timbaland)

Do a little dance, make a little love. Italian Ice. (Get Down Tonight - KC & the Sunshine Band)

Give me the beef boys, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in a casserole (Drift Away - Uncle Kracker)

I've got...two chickens to paralyze (Jimmy Buffett)

Dirty deeds and the dunder chief (AC/DC)

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy (Jimi Hendrix)

What are some of your favorite misheard lyrics?