Let's catch some fun with Mimy!

Hello, fellow steemians!

This is me trying to be my natural self not just the science guy everyone knows. I am joining @mimy's truth contest, this is really funny and I'll make it funny - another aspect of my life I left for the steem block chain. and please whatever is discussed shouldn't go beyond this place as in this circle

OK, so to the questions...

• What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?

Hmm... This reminds me of myself trying to squeeze out some huge balls of faeces through my anus.. Lol, only a few tear drops...

• What's the weirdest thing you love the
  most?

Well, I don't really like weird things but of course, I know I like my food burnt rather than normal. If I come to your place and you serve me burnt rice, I'd appreciate it but hey not too burnt else it's a type of Nigerian offering (burnt offering).

• Funny part of the opposite gender that you like?

Honestly, I like a lot of things in the opposite gender but silly? The Shapes... Sorry, shape, I got confused. A really nice figure 8 shape is just perfect(slimmer up, bigger down) . [coughs]. That's it! 👌

• Who is your steemit crush?

Don't really think I have a steemit crush but I think @evelyniroh has a nice face.

• What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

Lol... I've done some really crazy things but I think the craziest of them all was flagging myself... I don't even know what I was thinking, I just know I flagged myself.

• Works of three steemians that you doff your hat for on steemit?

I love science authors but for the best three: @ertwro, @mobbs, and @suesa

• Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe in a dark room... Lol)

Dark roooom...... @mimy are you there?? Lol

• What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit first when you are online?

Seriously, it used to be @suesa, @gamer00, and @mobbs but things have changed now and it's really difficult trying to keep up with their posts though I plan to rectify it this week once I get a PC.

• Who do you wish you are on steemit?

Seriously, @ned!

• What do you wish you could write on steemit but you can't?

Mehn, there's a lot - fiction, particle physics, programming...

• Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you meet them?

@surpassinggoogle and I will be like "Baba mi, ki lon she le? Twale, gbogbo steemit!" Lol
Translation: My father, what's happening? All hail, the steemit general!

• What are the names of three handsome guys and beautiful ladies you know on steemit?

@dysfunctional, @samminator, and @ehiboss.

For the ladies: @mimy, @sweetestglo-eu, and my sweet @evelyniroh 😚

• Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson?

Steemit father - @infovore's perfect.

Steemitmother- @ceepee, y'all already know.

Steemitdaughter- @littlefairy

Steemitson: @camzy, the Savage. 😜

Two names of your followers that get little payouts but good contents.

That should be err... @ceepee, and @hassanics

Names of those with good payouts

@ehiboss, and @samminator.

Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned, what would it be?

Lol , DELEGATE!

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Oops! I almost forgot my nomination, I nominate @samminator.

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Thanks for coming around!

Rules of the game.

Use the ndjt tag

Nominate a person or two.

Make it as funny as possible.

The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.

You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.

Post all the questions first then the answers below.

Anyone is free to participate without nomination

Wanna Participate?

Here are the questions..

What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?

What is the most weird thing you love?

Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Who is your steemit crush?

What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?

Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)

What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit

Who do you wish you are on steemit?

What do you wish you could write on steemit that you could?

Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?

What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.

Names of two followers who get low payouts

Names of two followers who get good payout

Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?