A message to all the terrible bosses outside
Stick Your Aggressive and Rough Job, Boss Lady
Dear Boss Lady,
I have some news, which I think you will find crazy.
Over the last three years, I have found working for Pugford Rail Service both aggressive and rough.
It's fair to say that the chief executive is dotty and the librarians are naughty, but this has not stopped me from finding the work aggressive.
I have really enjoyed munching with the chief executive and stealing poor staples from colleague's desk. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming an astronaut have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a rowing machine. I dream of getting up in the morning and eating, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a raft and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a caddy, to pursue my true calling as an astronaut.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of sensitivity, which is why I leave with a crazy heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a soulless existence.
Yours sincerely
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