The Contest For Her Heart - COM 15

It's 2018, what goes for sexy? Is it beauty, pretty or cute?
Of course not, it's looking sex appealing, intoxicating and quite frankly f..kable.

Last night, A department of the University held a dinner night. All are to attend in tuxedo, gowns and those kind of stuff.
James got the info, and like sheeps of a flock, we went with. Like goons.. off we go all dressed in tuxe.. actually what we wore wasn't worth the name tuxedo, in my defense we weren't informed earlier, all we wanted to do was have a good time (if you know what it means).

An hour gone and we bored to hell, literally so much talk and presentation.
Lol but they can't conquer us, we were determined to stay till the after party, when the groove will get down and the sexy up.

FRRRSHH! SSSIII! James had open and sipped a bit of Vodka on the spot. "Here have some" he told us.
Fast forward an Hour later, with nothing to do and moments spend taking turns on a bottle of Vodka, well... all I can say is our after party came quiet early.

And there we sat, like a shaked up Champaign waiting to be opened, and then it happened, She passed.
It was like our four(4) brains were in sync, DAMN! we all whispered, and at the moment the game began.
You know that feeling when you spot something interesting thinking only you did, just to realise the whole gang saw it too. Yea .. it was worse.
She was the personification of sexy. Crop top, crop skirt, heels, lipstick like taylor, boobs like Mia and an ass that would give Cardi a challange, she was corporate ravishing.

I LOVE YOU! sam screamed, at an instance the guests looked at us. But by the spirit of Vodka we saw a different scenery,
We saw a bunch of people that wanted to steal our girl, both males and female.
"Face your front dicks, I call dibs" I said while standing and stylishly walking up to her, quite sad because even though I kept walking for the next 10mins of our humiliation, I didn't get to her. I guess the vodka was the one doing the walking.

At this moment we were a spectacle that could be curbed, however it was wrong to send another Sexy steward to calm us down.
As she approached, You have a nice butt Joe said,
"Shut up Joe, she came for me. Do you wanna quit this joint and take an express to my palace" James said feeling all smooth.
"What!" , then came the hard warmth of her palm on his checks,
In response sam screamed, "You see it's me she wanted all along" then burst the inevitable argument. I believe you can guess what happened next.

Anyways we all woke up at billy's place, he said he picked us up at the toad side where we were sleeping, I still don't believe him.
We couldn't remember a thing after those sips, even my recall was by our video I watch on the faculty's facebook page.
Oh Well.. on The bright side, though we lost the purpose of being there (shh.. dont tell anyone, it was to get laid), atlest we got famous.

I nominate a beautiful friend of mine @k4r1nn and dude on a success spree @shartzy to make us laugh.