Facebook Scam - ( Com 19 Entry 2 )

A Conservation with a Facebook friend

Scammer: Hello my friend, you are looking very sexy today
Me: Thank you sir, you know you're chatting with a man right?
Scammer: Yea I do, aren't men also sexy?
Me: I guess so
Scammer: I love the kind of posts you make, and your status... plainly simple. I must say, you're one of the few reasons I come online
Me: emm.... ok, Thanks (so as not to be rude)
Scammer: Can we video chat ?
Me: I don't have a laptop or a good phone, sorry it won't be clear.
Scammer: ohh... sad, where are you located, I would like to mail you
Me: Somewhere in Nigeria
Scammer: A nice country, it's actually a 7 hours trip from here (UK) to there, maybe sometime in the future you would be interested in visiting us here
Me: I've been there, summer school 08 and 09, lived in london and Northampton respectively, toured the southern region.

no reply till the next day, seems he needed time to rethink his story, clearly his MAGA had actually been to the UK

Scammer: Sorry for the late reply, I was busy all through. Your facebook datas are correct right? Like your address and name... ?
Me: Yea, why do you ask
Scammer: I just sent a parcel to Abuja Nigeria, It contains an apple laptop, Iphone X and £300 for your data subscription. Hope you don't mind
Me: No.. Not at all, but I'm located at Port Harcourt and not Abuja
Scammer: Yes, the Nigerian attendant I was in contact with said you'll have to transfer N70000 to the Account No 30843..... Acct Name Chinedu.......

Me: hahahaha, Your father there, don't you know am also a Nigerian
Scammer: what do you mean, am I wrong to help you, why the sudden reaction because of N70k, I would have paid the charges but I don't have Naira
Me: listen, If you chat me up again, I will send your Mobile Number to my Baba Lawo (deity priest) and you will die on the spot, Scammer!!
Scammer: Na wa for you ooh, so a guy man cannot hustle again , don't try it ooh. Na naija we be

My Nigerian Brothers, I hail ooh.
You guys even want to scam a fellow Nigerian, lol.

Advice: If the offer becomes too good to be true, test the associate with a Curse or a Threat, the reaction a Nigerian gives is never subtle.

I nominate @teamsteem and @stackin to tickle my fantasy with a COM entry