Joke: Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'
That was good. Upvoted. I also have one that I just posted on my page with no dirty words. It is however adult humor. Feel free to rewrite it and use it as your own. Just let mine move down the list first that way we won't have them back to back on the page. LOL
Thanks, I'll check your page out and upvote a couple things I like. :)
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Thank you. I have yet to come across someone i didnt like
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