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RE: I Said "Stay Still" But He Wouldn't Stay Still Even After Being Told To Stay Still So I Made Him Stay Still and He Still Won't Stay Still
There is a relatively easy solution to your conundrum.
Just keep lowering the temperature in your studio. Although your "subjects" might run around at first to try and stay warm, sooner or later they will "freeze" into place. Just before they do, mold them into the pose you require/envision for your masterpiece.
And then, as your studio temperature approaches absolute zero, even their internal molecules and atoms will stop jiggling around incessantly!
This is a great idea! I've opened all of the windows. All sources of heat; off. Winter, indoors. I even found a toque to wear.
First thing I noticed is the smell. It's gone. These materials tend to rot; that solves that.
So they might complain about the chill, at first; but at least I won't have to listen to them gripe about the odor.
It won't be absolute zero in Canada for a couple more months though. I do find it interesting how, once they finally stop moving, at the quantum level, they never stop.
Even in Canada, where there is a will....there is a way.
Where there's a will, there's an 'eh'.
Make hay while the 'eh' shines, they (could/should) say
They make more 'hey' than 'eh' in western Canada these days.