I can't live without you, LOL

in #funny8 years ago

But Darling,

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How could I ever live without you?

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Please, never turn your back on me!

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  • images (1), (2) and (3) are courtesy of @twiceuponatime
  • image (4) from pixabay.com

ouzo and out,
@onceuponatime

This post is dedicated to my alter ego, @twiceuponatime, who has been threatening to leave me. All proceeds will go to bribing him to stick around :-)

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Hahahaha, it's so cute and you arranged lines very accordingly, thanks for making us smile.

I'm crying and you are smiling? Have you no heart????

Hahaha, awwww I'm so sorry for your loss, it left me heart broken 😜
PS: fingers crossed 😂

Thank you for your understanding and compassion!

Wow really so amazing funny hahahaha

Always always

@Twiceuponatime threatning to leave .u may threaten him in return so that process msy equalice :)

@onceuponatime

https://steemit.com/coffee/@bitcoinist/morning-coffee-with-onceuponatime-picture
Please must watch this post its about you

Bro why you crying. I pray you will always happy. Becuase you support all. Thanks, @onceuponatime

@onceuponatime,
Oh squirrel! When you say "He" I was confused :D Feel like you having a date :D Nice one!

Cheers~

You find life confusing too? Thank God I am not alone!

hehe, I was planning to post this today but it's a nice fit for your post too :D

Thank God it's a truck hitch and not a cow bell some rock star is pounding on!

....did you ever explain who your alter ego is in detail? We need to finally understand and know.

Maybe that is why he is leaving me. I just didn't give him the attention he deserves :-)

The cat in the photo is like a statue and waiting for someone..nice snapshots

You mean he has already found someone else????

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What did you do to @twiceuponatime?

I hate to admit it, but I guess I just kind of took him for granted. I somehow thought that he would always be there - whether I gave him any attention or not. Foolish of me, I know, but I never claimed to be arrogance free. Let that be a lesson to me!

Can you think of anything I could do to win him back?

You can't rely on good looks & intelligence alone at this stage... so try using your natural charms & of course keep praying & repenting ...

Sounds like one of those things young guys tell babes in teen days. Lol.

"I cant live without you."
"I love you more than my mother."
"You are the sugar in my tea, the butter on my bread."
"The mosquitoes in my Net."
LOL! Now Jesus makes the difference.

"The mosquitoes in my Net."

Please, could you leave mosquitoes out of this? I have a lot of guilt over the ones I've been killing lately during the production of these posts. I can hardly sleep anymore!

LOL! Thanks so very much.

hahahahaha .. title is trap, but I like your way, before I open your post, I think you will discuss a lover of value, but my guess is wrong. lol: v

Oh well. You can turn in your purchase (in its original wrapping) for a full refund.

I actually met him asking for food the other day! I knew he was kind of familiar. Fortunately, I had some nuts for him. All is good! If I see him again I tell him to go back to you. I tell him you miss him.
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He doesn't listen to me. Does he listen to you?

No, I doubt it. But they tend to come back once they realize how great it was back than. He just needs a break, he just needs some time alone. We all do at some point right?

I mean, if he leaves - do you really think that I should take him back? Will I ever be able to trust him again after that?

Personally, I do believe in second chances. However, If the same thing happened more than once already, than I don’t think you have a choice.

You make me laugh always. He takes all the credit and now you can't be without him? Are you sure money would be enough to bribe him? Maybe you should allow him drive your car that you miss from Canada?

I'll do anything! He can drive my car, drink my last bottle of ouzo, anything!

Hahahahahaha this is good. @twiceuponatime please heed this call.

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