Rebirth or Heresy?

Realestate on planet earth is becoming scarce, and the debate on what to do with the dead is heating up. One idea is to use the dead as an alternative source of energy thus freeing up land for corporate development setting the stage for a future free of the blight of cemeteries, yet the stench of death will linger still, for death is mankind's daunting reminder that life is delicate, frail, and prone to disaster. So be careful out there, for death awaits us all, and karma, a sly beast.