My truth

Hi everyone, hope your weekend is as awesome as mine? Here is my entry for the competition #mytruth
Have fun as you read as I am promising to say the truth and nothing but the truth.

Qst 1
What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eyes?
Ans
During shaving if hair gets into my eyes

Qst 2
What is the most weird thing you love?
Ans
Sleeping immediately after meal on a cold harmattan morning.

Qst 3
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?

Ans
I guess that should be a flat stomach. Winks.

Qst
Who is your steemit crush?

Ans
Am not the type that 'crushes' on people. But to keep the game going I'd say= @lovelyboo (lol)

Qst
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

Ans
Following 100 people in less than 30 minutes. I really needed alot of people to see my blog.

Qst
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?

Ans
@phunke @ejemai

Qst
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)

Ans
@phunke I admire ladies that are passionate and goal getters.

Qst
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visited?

Ans
@peacezo can't remember others.

Qst
Who do you wish you are on steemit?

@obafems... Am still a beginner but I won't chose anyone over me!

Qst
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?

Ans
Sex and romance. Lol.

Qst
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?

@phunke I will congratulate her for setting a good pace for steemians in Nigeria.

Qst
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.

Ans
Ladies: @lovelyboo @peacezo @phunke

Guys: @gptins @tomset @offoremmanuel

Qst
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.

Ans
Steemit father: @ejemai
Steemit mother: @phunke
Steemit daughter: @adamezie
Steemit son: @tomset

Qst
Names of two followers who get low payouts but decent work

Ans
@tomset @offoremmanuel

Qst
Names of two followers who get good payout

Not sure I have any yet, winks.

Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?

Twualle! One word too short na. I for say share the STEEM

Nominating @tomset

To participate, here are the rules
Rules of the game.

Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination

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