How to Conquer the World in 8 Steps

in #steemit10 years ago

1. Believe that you can do it!

The first step in conquering the entire world is you need to believe that you can conquer the world. Believing is succeeding! Once you take that first step in investing confidence in yourself you will have no limits.


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2. Create a strong support system

Networking! Networking! Networking! Making valuable relationships with powerful people is the next step. You want to make sure people know who you are and what kind of squad you pull up with.


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3. Become really really really smart

You have to read and have an open mindset if you want to take over the world. Be ready for people to not agree with all of your viewpoints. The more you read and write everyday the higher chance you have of becoming smart! Just do it. Nike.


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4. Voice your strong opinions publicly

You have to make sure people know what you stand for. Try to get on the news and talk to as many people about current issues as possible. Try contacting people who are prominent politicians. Interact with the government. Run for a position in your city, heck run for president! Just run for something!


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5. Surround yourself with people who know tech

Nowadays the new thing is tech. Everything runs on some sort of electronic-doohickey. Surrounding yourself with people who know tech will give you that extra edge in conquering the world.


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6. Make a lot of $$$$$

You can't expect to conquer the world when you only have a couple of quarters in your pocket. You have to either raise money through campaigning, become a Saudi oil magnate, invent the next Facebook, or become a top blogger on steemit. This is probably the toughest step, but once you have dat money the rest of the steps are easy.


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7. Buy the United States

The United States is perhaps your biggest obstacle in conquering the world. Buying the entire U.S., including all of its resources and army is perhaps the fastest way to conquer the world. You sure as hell are not going to build your own country.


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8. Don't forget your roots

Once you are on the verge of conquering the world, you can't forget about the people that helped you get to that position. Remember Jimmy who helped you study for that math test in 6th grade? Make sure you stay in contact with him, because the worse thing you would want is to make an enemy of him.


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Thank you for reading! If you any thoughts or ideas about conquering the world please post them in the comments section below!

This has been an original steemit post by Nisarga

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I have reading twice, I like the idea to buy the USA lol, thanks man for making me smile

Hi! This post has a Flesch-Kincaid grade level of 4.8 and reading ease of 83%. This puts the writing level on par with Ernest Hemingway and Donald Trump.

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