My Zuckerberg Dinner Calamity
Welp: with a fridge full of Sucker-B’s, I know what's for dinner tonight. Damnn-I wish I had just went shopping. Sure they're cheap and easy to make, but I cannot be the only one thas sick of Suckerbergs shoved down my throat
I wasn't too hungry earlier but I done’ went and rolled myself up an 8th of some Purple Punch; and now my gut rumbles and roars as it demands I begin preparing the Sucker-feast. Nothing like facing an ocho of dat dank-dank in order to actually enjoy your lousy ass ‘Suck-Burger’..or Suck-Stew, hell you can even slow-cook a Suckerberg.
The full extent of the detrimental dietary-decision I had made, and it's disastrous consequences become overwhelming and alarming: as the munchies have now faded away. Belching, burping, and flatulence eliminate from my core as I'm clearing my plate; recycling the leftover Suckerbergs as I try to hold it together. I can try and play it cool all night, but I got a belly full of Suckerbergs..
- REMINDER: RECYCLE your leftovers!!! Anyone can degrade this baby-faced bish, but the Bergs themselves do NOT bio-degrade
I hobbled back inside and quickly plopped
my bottom on the closest chair: hunched over with a head full of regret and a stomach bursting with an acidic mash of Beer and Bergs. Bursting, might I add in a literal sense.. My plumber and I don't get along so well anymore. if only I had just made some steam beans, or at least some chocolate Ice Steem
@novus-locus, I'm waiting for the continuation of the topic
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there certainly will be, but with plenty of twists and cool stuff bro
yo novus wtf where are these ZUCCs gonna show up next?
my backyard: next to the swing set! and 6 feet deep....
gotchuu