PostsCommentsPayoutsnotb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 6 years agoRE: Celebrate!It seems that Weku needs to know that I am not stealing my own content. So please take this as notice that I am not stealing from myself.notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 6 years agoRE: Exhibit ASadly this is before drinking.notb4mycoffee (65)in #funny • 6 years agoRE: Don't I Know You From Somewhere?I try not to wink too often. As soon as one of my eyes closes for that long, half of me falls asleep.notb4mycoffee (65)in #funny • 6 years agoRE: Clingy WifeIs that @meesterboom trying to escape?notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 6 years agoRE: Another addict is born!That's called the climax right?notb4mycoffee (65)in #funny • 6 years agoRE: Which Type Are You?It depends. How much wine have I had?notb4mycoffee (65)in #funny • 6 years agoRE: "It'll Put Hair on Your Chest" (Contest!)Oh no the misery of parenting is definitely a two person job. I have to take care of 3 children. Two little ones plus…notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 6 years agoRE: Winning comedyopenmic round 4 would be much better than winning this.Of course! Thank you for letting me know. And thank you for running the contest and for the prize.notb4mycoffee (65)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agoRE: ComedyOpenMic - Round 3 - Winner PostThank you so much for running this contest. It is a lot of fun. And thank you for the prize!notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 6 years agoRE: The struggle is real.Can I steal that idea for the parenting book I'm writing?notb4mycoffee (65)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years agoRE: Why did I choose this name?No they are. I had a species change operation to try and hide from them.notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 6 years agoRE: Why did you do this to me?That is a great tip. If he ever does this to me again, I will eat a bag of onions on the way to the hospital.notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 6 years agoRE: CoffeeShhhh....they can hear me typing.