Women's logic!

The hypothesis that a woman can think is not without reason. It is said that there was such a case. One day a man came home from work and wanted to eat bread. And instead of the bread of his woman shows him some completely unfamiliar puff - a nasty one, small and all the time in the corner stands. Trash, like all ottomans. Here the muzhik also speaks:

• I really want to eat bread.

And he, of course, is already looking at the ottoman, and it is clear that he wants to kill him. And his wife answers him:

"But we do not have a bread."

• And what is this bread we do not have?

"That's why we do not have a loaf of bread, I bought an ottoman." Look how small he is. And all the time in the corner is.

• Yes, for what the fuck do I need your ottoman, when, I suppose, I want a loaf of bread?

"Well, I thought you'd like it."

That's what it was. And on its basis, some researchers conclude that women still know how to think. Maybe so it is. But just how do you think it is to decide that a guy can like a puffin? I do not know. Personally, I am surrounded by serious doubts. And researchers also probably embrace, but only they hide it (they hesitate to tell the truth). And from this they sweat glasses and dandruff appears. And to prevent glasses from sweating and dandruff, they came up with a special term. And now, what ordinary people call "think", women are delicately called "female logic". And now we'll start this very woman's logic with you. Carefully and impartially, to understand that there is no such logic in women in fact does not exist.

For example, such a wild situation: we take all the same ottoman and buy it to her. It's just that, because we think that she will like it. And here you are with the ottoman and the smile of a clinical idiot standing on the threshold. And she tells you:

• Well, again got drunk? Do you have a conscience?

You ask, still not understanding the error that was committed:

"But why did you get drunk?"

• Yes, because only with a drunken eye a person can buy padded stools when there is not a piece of bread at home.

However, other options are possible. So, take the ottoman and go home with him. Have you come? Well now listen:

"Well, what's her name?"

Still smiling like an idiot, you will say:

• It's him, Poofik. I bought it myself.

• Do not pretend to be a padded stool. You better look at yourself - eyes are lecherous, like a woodpecker in the spring, and still smiles like an idiot. It is being carried around for a whole day, and there is not even a piece of bread at home ...

And do you think that this is all what the so-called female logic is capable of? My God, how mistaken you are! Here you try, for example, buy an ottoman. Yes, and go with him home. And what will you hear there with your stupid padded stool?

• I knew it!

That's what you will hear. Still, perhaps you will hear crushed, tragic sobs:

"My mother told me: he will deceive you." All normal people have already been in Cyprus three times and seven times in London. And he buys all the ottomans, and smiles like an idiot. No, you look - he bought an ottoman! At home there is not a piece of bread, the neighbor is already three days old as in Cyprus, and he is still smiling!

No, of course, there are also not such cases. Here's to you, for example, a completely unordinary situation. You bought, say, an ottoman and brought it home. And at home what? Continuous female logic:

• You do not love me!

"Why not?"

• Yes, because you swore all my life to carry me in your arms, and now you wear some padded stools. And at the same time there is not a crumb of bread at home ...

I understand, of course, what you thought at this point. You apparently decided that you know how to understand and defeat the female logic. Do not do this, I beg of you. There is no woman's logic in the world. Do you hear? Do not you dare do this at all! Do not buy bread! Because, as soon as you decide to do this, the following will happen literally:

• Listen, did you actually see how we live? This is a barracks, not an apartment. All around are your socks and slippers. You even bought an ottoman ...
  Do not believe me? Try it, you will like it. I wish you great scientific success.