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@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Him The Fuck Self!

Feeling feisty!

^{And I got some big news to share with everyone!}

I've decided to continue giving head for upvotes! Hooray!

Check this out:

^Head

So what did you think?

^{Do I give good head?}

I hope you liked it.

As you may or may not know, I've been giving head here for years.

I'm not even shy about it!

I haven't given that dude an official name. It's just Head, for now. Maybe that's a good enough name. Who cares! Right!

I'm personally excited about it because that's the first head of Season Five! While I was away for four months I didn't really get much of a chance to sit down and create.

If you've followed my work here for a long time — all of which is exclusive to STEEM — you'd know all about this massive cast of characters I've managed to create over the years. If I keep going like this, I'm thinking someday the creators of The Simpsons might call me up to say, "Hey man! Slow the fuck down. You're making us look bad."

Actually, no.

^{That probably won't happen.}

Anyway. Here! Look! A few of your favorites from last season!

^{Murderous Myron}

^{The God of Funn}

^{Growing Tomaters}

^Nothing

^{Specimen HF21B-UG-1}

^{Peering Through the Darkness}

And of course, how could I forget, this cute little baby!

It's a Girl!

Fun fact!

Season four lasted a little over four months and in that time I created well over seventy-five works of art.

For Season Five, I promised myself I said, "Self. You better not burn yourself out this time. Pace yourself, man, and try to calm the fuck down."

So far, so good!

Totally calm!

I gotta go take a big shit now!

Have a nice day!

Credits:All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me. ^{All content within this blog is 100% organic ACTUAL CONTENT and contains no paid vote additives!}
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