Confused: Is Today Yellow or Wednesday?
Yeller
Gather Round, Listen Up!
I keep seeing photography posts. There's nothing wrong with that, I like those. Some seem to have a certain color theme for each day. There's nothing wrong with that, it's cool, good idea, kudos, glad everyone is having fun.
My problem is, I don't have a decent camera nor a ripe banana. That means I can't join in on all of the fun today.
This reminds me of the time in kindergarten when I was on the playground apparatus and I thought all the other kids hated me. I couldn't figure out why they were running up to me, yelling, "Tag," then smacking me and calling me names like, "It."
I'm Not an It!
I thought to myself.
Eventually, I got angry. I started chasing them around. This appeared to make them happy. I tried to wipe those smiles off of their faces with a smack of my own. One kid yelled out, "No retags!" I didn't get it.
"I'm Not a Retag! You're a Retag!"
That was the only comeback I could think of.
I think we argued about it for nearly an entire recess. That was back when fifteen minutes actually felt like a long time. What the hell happened there?
Anyway, now that I think about it, and much like now, I had no clue what the hell I was talking about.
What the Hell Am I Talking About?
That is a damn good question. When I figure out the answer, I'll be sure to get back to you or leave a message with your people who then can contact my people and they can set up a time so we can do lunch.
Until then... Aloha!
That is excellent!
If you had a clue what you where talking about, you wouldn't be enjoying the experience of talking as much. This way you are maximizing your joy, while minimizing your pain.
It's like taking a candy coated Tylenol!
It's definitely yellow. Something. Something is that. I think
Yellowday. This is what happens when you let a child, who's heavily influenced by crayola, call the shots and build the calendar, I think. Sounds about right but I could be wrong again. I'll try to figure this out later.
I had a similar experience with Tag... They hit and called me it, so I hit the kid with a rock (I didn't feel like running and I never run from a fight anyway). Then a teacher came and tagged me really good. He didn't call me it though which was good. Maybe he was Yellow???
Gone are the days when the teachers would play tag too. Now, they're afraid to even yell "it" because they fear being sued. I think you're right about yellow.
Or get sued for sexual abuse for tagging a student!
I tried to tell people years ago... don't touch me there. They listened. I didn't need a lawyer.
15 Minutes still seems like a long time... At work!
Until it's coffee break...
Haha yes, we did just get a new espresso machine at work. It's great for 3 days, then needs to be repaired after that.. That machine is a joke.
Someone should fire that machine and hire a replacement. I have a Keurig. It makes addicting coffee. Seems to be getting louder and louder though, like that neighbor I used to have crossed with a cruise ship or maybe a donkey. I'm sure it's all planned to be like this. Everything is quick and easy, until it gets slow and hard. I'm going to have to stop thinking about this.
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Oh my God, I love this post. LOL. I'm not a retag, you're a retag, I'm doubled over and can't breathe.
When did increments of time quit feeling long? I try to pinpoint that one. I remember when summers seemed endless.
Am I allowed to say retag? I hope nobody throws a retaged fit about it!
As for time flying, it all happened so fast. I have no idea when.
It would be retagg-ed if someone through a fit about it. Speaking of re's. I resteemed. This should be on the top trending, seriously.
Stephen King wrote a short story about that exact subject of time changing as we get older called My Pretty Pony. It's not a horror story. Although I guess if you worry about how you're gonna get old someday it might be haha!
Trending. That would be interesting. I wonder how long it would take? I don't think enough people will be able to find the time. I'll keep refreshing my browser for the next however many hours it takes to find out. I'll have to cancel a few events, like brushing my teeth and having a beer later after I don't cut the grass.
At the rate time goes, you might be right. You wrote that comment fifteen minutes ago. I could swear I wrote my first comment fifteen minutes ago. Where does it go???
It's a good thing you're cancelling the beer if you're cancelling the tooth brushing.
Very difficult to get someone new on the trending page. Wait... I'm not new! The unfortunate thing is, many most likely made up their minds about me long ago, or have their votes tied up elsewhere. I'm sure there's a number of reasons why things go the way they do for me. I'll just keep my chin up, never take this level of success for granted, keep plugging away, and hope for the best. I don't have anything to complain about, just good things to look forward to, eventually...
Well you're definitely trending in certain tags I'm sure :) I might have been able to tag my last post with funny come to think of it. Not the first tag to be sure. Maybe I should put it in there now? Hm.
I'd say votes tied up is likely. The future is unknown :)
When I was 5 a little boy once hit me and called me tag so I kicked him in the crotch. Since I was a girl the teacher yelled at the boy for hitting me. I smiled at him real big as he sat on his stool in the corner as punishment.
I was right when I was that age! Little girls do have evil cooties!
I bet he thought you liked him when you smiled.
who's the alien kid in the picture ? does he play tag too,
That's Yeller. He was working hard, living the dream. Almost became a star on the muppets, until crack cocaine.
ah cocaine does that to the best. he still seems eerily happy though so all's good i guess!
All day, I've been trying to figure out what he's doing with his hands. I'm not sure I can trust the smile just yet.
probably he's showing off that he's got only 3 fingers. or maybe he just wants a hug
I'd say your 'it' on the comment stream, but we'd only get confused about the whole conversation. Great read, thanks.
this guy is hilarious