Dear Steemians, you are a Bank
You are a bank!
Yes you right there, you are a bank. I am a bank.
We are all banks
Bitcoin invited me to "Be Your Own Bank".
So I decided to become a bank:
(badly photoshopped pic of Frank Miller's Batman)
The exact moment I decided to become a Bank.
I am Bankman, and my Apr is %5.
This is a report on my depositors for this month:
| depositor | amount | currency | monthly interest | new amount |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| amreshchandra | 100 | steem | 0.416666666666667 | 100.416666666667 |
| ppagoda | 25.2929364600694 | sbd | 0.105387235250289 | 25.3983236953197 |
| jznsamuel | 25.2929364600694 | sbd | 0.105387235250289 | 25.3983236953197 |
| gee-world | 25.3819675964089 | sbd | 0.10575819831837 | 25.4877257947273 |
| sevinwilson | 75.8788093802083 | sbd | 0.316161705750868 | 76.1949710859592 |
| ekavieka | 26.3046539184723 | sbd | 0.109602724660301 | 26.4142566431326 |
| firman | 25 | sbd | 0.104166666666667 | 25.1041666666667 |
| runridefly | 101.171745840277 | steem | 0.421548941001154 | 101.593294781278 |
Merry Holidays,
I see my small investment is growing.
Thanks @neoxian
A very interesting services you are providing @neoxian.
Great work @neoxian sir...
We always trust @neoxian bank...
Merry Chrismass sir...
At least this bank is trustworthy!
How do I bank with you?🎅
Just send me at least 25 usd worth of steem or SBD and put memo "bank deposit"
That moment and now this moment lot has changed ;)
wow that apr rate you are a boss man :) merry christmas dear @neoxian
Nearly very interesting info @neoxian. Great work to the steemit community.
Merry Christmas to you!
Nice meme indeed. I can understand and trust neoxian bank condition, Really helpful service give to society.
My account value is growing a lot lately, so let's see if one day I will be able to to be a bank. There are a lot more room for growth.