vacation
One man has collected money for vacation and flying to Madagascar.
With a had three large suitcases.
The officer demanded to open the first suitcase. He discovered - it is full of sandwiches. The officer asks to open a second suitcase and notes with amazement that he, too, is packed full of some sandwiches.
In the third suitcase the same picture.
Stunned customs officer says:
- Do not worry, you will not have problems, just tell me, why do you need so many sandwiches ?!
The man replies:
- My friend is resting in Madagascar. He sent me a postcard, where he wrote that there matchless nature, a true paradise. Weather is constantly excellent, the food is excellent, and you can sleep with a woman for just one sandwich!
