The Lonely Viper

The Lonely Viper desperately wanted a melon that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who expected it was stunning. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Viper owned a pencil sharpener that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Viper often carried a rubber chicken to worship. This seems to be a different thought, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Viper often carried a crown to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a crown is the item to choose.

The Lonely Viper wanted a bottle of beer that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Lonely Viper always kept a bat that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was opted for.