Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, was written by a stalker of Snap, from the Rice Crispies trio Snap, Crackle and Pop.
The fable of the princess and the pea was originally written not about feeling a tiny pea under a mattress, but about the ability to smell a single drop of urine on bedsheets within the castle. The original title was “The Princess and the Pee”.
The gene responsible for curly hair is also responsible for the dryness of your sense of humour.
If you swallow magnets you become attractive
In Mexico “Movember” roughly translates as “keep the same”.
A decibel is the equivalent racket of ten bicycle bells ringing at once, meaning that a jet taking off is akin to 1500 bike riders letting you know they are passing.
If you supress a fart it travels up your spine to your brain, causing crap ideas.
The Imitation Crab is known for both its subtle yet delicious flavour AND for its mimicry of famous celebs.
Stripper poles have trap doors that extend into the basement, like a fireman’s pole. This allows quick escape in case of unruly customers.
The ashes of any burnt object are, in fact, its dandruff. Dandruff does not burn.
Mysore, the third-largest city in the state of Karnataka, India was named in honour of anyone who has ever spoken out about their painful grazed knee.
Being fat is just a trophy for all the awesome food you ate.
Shaving your legs decreases their sensitivity to motion by half and can actually affect balance whilst running.
It’s possible to survive in a vacuum for up to 4 minutes, unless it’s turned on.
Before people started eating vegetables they were used as Chess pieces, the game was called Cress. A carrot was the pawn, eggplant the knight and asparagus the bishop.