Survival Guide to Valentine's Day
It is clear that the people around you are infected with love. Yep! They have caught that love bug. It happens to be highly contagious. If you take the following precautionary measures, you will still have a chance to avoid this dreadful bug altogether. Should you be one of the unlucky one's to catch it, we will discuss the symptoms in this article and how to combat it.
#Survival Tip 1
Whatevever you do, do NOT be desperate for love. This happens to be the downfall of the majority of people. If you can avoid the desperation, you have more than 90% chance of avoiding this love bug altogether,
#Survival Tip 2
At all cost, avoid any soppy, romance movies. Please refrain yourself from indulging in this check mate step. You will most likely be doomed from the start of the movie.
#Survival Tip 3
Value yourself more than this 1 of an average 365 days a year. LESS than 1% succeed with this tip. YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH every day oft the year.
#Survival Tip 4
Do not change or update your facebook relationship status. No one cares. It is annoying. You were single yesterday and today you are still single. If it is complicated, do not bother reading further. You have ultimately failed survival step #1
#Survival Tip 5
Do not be coerced or manipulated by anyone. You hate Valentine's day. It is a money making scheme and thou shall not be led into temptation!
#Top Symptoms
- You're avoiding your friends
- You're acting strange around your family
- You've gone on a Valentine spending spree
#Combating the Love Bug
There is NO cure for love. You are hooked line and sinker.
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