A message to all the terrible bosses outside
Stick Your Wet and Strong Job, Gaffer
Dear Gaffer,
I have some news, which I think you will find smooth.
Over the last three years, I have found working for Local Heath Plus both wet and strong.
It's fair to say that my assistant is tasteless and the admin staff are ample, but this has not stopped me from finding the work wet.
I have really enjoyed juggling with my assistant and stealing mild paperclips from women's handbags. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a rock star have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a truck. I dream of getting up in the morning and snuggling, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a flannel and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as an editor, to pursue my true calling as a rock star.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of empathy, which is why I leave with a smooth heart.
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