Santa's Sack (A Christmas Limerick)

in #poetry9 years ago

If you hear Santa on Christmas night

Be sure not to catch him in sight

For he thinks nothing is worse

Than having a sack fit to burst

And its emptying might give you a fright!

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Nice double entendre
I was almost afraid to click and read for fear of a booby trap.

Hehe, I like to keep it safe!! .. mostly ;0)

Wayhay!! Cheers!

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