Lilliana
Today's post is a bit of a hard one.
I would like to say that it's something as simple as writers block but that's not something I get.
I suppose it's time to fess up. I don't get writers block because I steal all my ideas from a creative writing course that I go to.
The guilt is weighing heavily on me today.
I should come clean about everything.
I don't even have kids. I just take photos of my brother's family and listen to his stories and regurgitate them here. In fact I hate kids. Who would want such messy life spoilers bothering you all the time?
His kids call me Uncle Doom because I am such a gloomy sort.
I suppose too that I should admit I don't even do my own artwork. I pay a guy who lives in the park a couple of dollars to do it for me.
I live alone, it can be a bit lonely but I get through it by eating pizza mostly... And Steemit of course.
Sometimes I kick the neighbours cat. I don't like cats.
I suppose the biggest secret I have been keeping though is that I am not even a guy. My name is Lilliana and I am a 32 year old woman.
Phew, feels good getting that of my chest.
I don't even drink beer.
I still love all you guys though.
Dear @msdoom/boom. This confession does not ring quite true....as any 32 year old female of the species.....knows good and well not to eat pizza.
Happy April Fools's Day @meesterboom.
This is such a tale it is going to take Steemians a bit of time to get over this one. Well done.
Wishing you and yours a lovely weekend.
Cheers.
Hehe, Cheers @bleujay!
I didn't realise it was also April the 1st today tool I read a post this morning which was patently an April Fool!
Dear Lilliana,
Ooh, I love pizza. And I've always dreamed of dating a woman with the name Lilliana, particularly from a far-off, exotic country like Scotland. I think it's that accent, combined with all those hills. (Though that cat thing is a bit disturbing. maybe you could learn to appreciate them.)
So, my question is...if I fly over that way, and get a taxi and hotel, would it be too forwards, for me to ask to take you 'out'. It would mean the world to me. Please let me know ASAP, as I actually got my ticket Sunday, and I've pressed my only powder-blue leisure suit.
Signed,
Dying of Anticipation in the States
Ha! Well, for an owner of a powder blue suit how could any lady refuse!!
I will meet you at the airport :0D
I'll be there....look for the stylish gent in the hat and way cool suit. Oh, the JOY.
I too will be the gent in the stylish sit and hat... No wait... Oops!
My disappointment knows no bounds...anyone want to buy a cheap ticket to Scotland?
Of course, You are Lilliana, I didn't think You are Boom...😲Of course I'm talented bear 🐻, live in the Wood near houses in the end of the city, have 3 small bears instead one Kid & eat special herbs from the river 🏞.
So, Everything is Cool, Dear Lilly...😉😉😉
Special herbs from the river with your Bear family 🐻!!! I knew it!!!! ;0)
Hehe, Lilliana, a fine name!
See, we took photo today...! Green herbs, sun, very idealistic...
Who drank that beer I send you!
Damn it!! Caught out!!! :0D
Haha Lilliana, I knew it xD I knew it LILLIANAAAAA!
PS Is last sentence April fools or? xD JK
It's all April fools, I swear!!! ;0)
Happy april fool great post
Cheers!!
Even this reply?! hahaha :P
I don't even know anymore!!
Bahahahahahaahaha!!!!! You had me for a moment there. Then you said you don’t drink beer which was clearly a lie!!! I see how much you enjoy that!!! Well played sir!! Well played indeed!!!
Hehe, it came to me when I was reading another part and was completely taken in!!
Yeah the beer was the best bit!!
Long live Lilliana!
I literally got a heart attack man! You had been lying through your teeth all this while. I am so disappointed! Haha! APRIL FOOLS! Upvoted!
Hehe, wouldn't that be a bit wild! It would probably take more work than it would be worth!!!
Uncle Doom! Aww man! It all makes sense now! At the back of my mind, I just knew I was conversing with a sultry temptress this whole time. No wonder you always refer to yourself as "uncle" instead of "daddy". All this time you were living vicariously through others. I get it. I respect it. It's nice to finally come out with the truth. As they say, the truth will set you free! Whoever "they" are I have nary a clue.
Welcome! Nice to finally meet you, Lilliana ;)
Hehe, the truth has taken such a load of my shoulders!! No more man this and man that. I am free to roam the fields of my femininity!!
Hurrah!!
You go, girl! Go on and live your truth! You do you!
cue Girls Just Wanna Have Fun and the mandatory pillow fight
Ah the pillow fight. With glorious slo-mo. Couldn't do without it!
Didn't believe any of it for a second, especially the not drinking beer part. 🍺
I should have left that bit out!
I knew it was rubbish the instant I saw you saying you didn’t drink beer! But you are a pretty homely woman I must say!
Haha haha hahahaha!!
Yeah if only I had left the beer bit out!!!
I know, you could have pulled it off without that. You do come across as a lonely bitter ugly woman most of the time tho!
Haha, never!!