Deadly Black Beers!
The night is dark and full of terrors... What better then to match the night with some equally terrifying beers of stygian blackness.
Oh yes. I might be on day two of my atrocious hangover from Thursday but that doesn't mean I can't menace myself with some night-ninja beers.
But what are they?
Well first we have a root root tootin beer of black mayhem. So black and evil that it is simply called... Black!
From a Brewery set right in the heart of the city in which I live! The West Beer company products some fantastic little beers and I hope that this is one. The blurb claims that it is brewed with a Glaswegian heart and a German head... Ooer.
Ooft, it's a dank looking pup and no mistake. Like a velvet black seal just slid into my glass from an inky sea.
Let video man at this beast with his tongue and teeth!!!
Well well, that was a fine beer. Hints of coffee and roasted malt which as it went along became slightly sweeter and fudgy! Top donk. A deserving 7.5/10 booms!
A pleasant start to the evening. In fact, I am feeling less rough already!!.
Hurrah!
What's next??
A cold brew, coffee stout? Yes please. I love coffee and I love stout.
This could be good! I can barely wait to get it's knickers off and into my glass!!!
It's fair strong at 9.5. I hope this doesn't mean the night will end in flames?...
Well, if I thought the last one was black, it was a pale shadow to this one's dark magnificence!
It's blacker than my old Uncle George's farts from when he worked in the mines and was having one of his beef weeks.
Jings. Here goes!
Goodness me, it is a rare day when a beer challenges me with all this complex what-not going on in the mouth. It was like a pleasant fight in the mud with tall lady and a dog!!
In a good way of course. It's a fine thing, the coffee is really deep and layered and of course it's as strong as McJim! A fine and worthy 8.5/10 booms!!
What a good week. I didn't even get to make a gurny annoyed face!!. Oh well, there's always next week!!
Cheers everyone!
As I'm a boring old no-carb gal these days, beer is not very often on my list, but anything dark with coffee notes and chocolate layers would make it worth the while. I'd have to have a dark black Dunhill fag with it and a cool night filled with stars and the white puff of hot breath on cool nights. That's a pretty tall order, but it seems these might live up to such a demand.
I think they would. It's good to have tall orders, otherwise life would be pants!
And no carbs, at all?! Yeek!
I see you like to be challenged and give a good kicking lol. That took me by surprise but why not say it as it is . I was hoping to see you more hangover but forgot you Scots can drink.
You should have seen me yesterday. Ooft, that was an experience. Lol, yes, I didn't realise I was being so direct till I watched it back. Oops!!
Yeah, that "De Molen" Nederish was very close mate. :-)
Cheers, have a splendid weekend!
Hehe, I am practically fluent :0D
Have a great one mate!!
Thanks! ☺
Crack open a cherry number and your face will likely turn!
These look good for the winter months, put a few more hairs on the chest to face the cold. I'm glad you've stocked up and are happy with these, I could go for one too now :)
I need the hairs on the chest that's for sure. It was a good choice for the winter nights!
A cherry one, yeek. Yeah, that would give me the heebs!!! :0D
Get a beer!!!
Kick it's cunt in!! Hahaha! Oh how I love your beer vids, they are the fucking best! And that beer looks magic, I love me a good imperial stout! I am a huge fan of the darker beers, especially in wintery weather. And we are covered in snow. Off to drink my first stout of the evening, you have thus inspired me!
I hope you enjoy it as much as I am enjoying mine!!
Hehe, that just totally slipped out. It's the gutter Glaswegian in me. I just can't escape my roots, lol!!
Cures crypto headaches? Hahah
I don't think there is a beer big enough to cure this crypto headache!!
If coffee beers don't make the cut, then the bar must've been set pretty high after that last tenner! At this point, anything below ten seems like a failure. Heck, I'll use a 9.5 boomer just to gargle my mouth with when I brush my teeth!
Coffee beers always do well, well if they actually taste of coffee!!
I can imagine life is that was the mouthwash we gargled with in the morning!
Look at you going an extra mile for humankind with a hangover and still tasting beers for our benefit.... I was in the shop today, buying stuff for the holiday and went to the alcohol side and thought of you when I saw all those craft beers that they sell, but goodness some of them are so expensive. I wanted to buy my daughter a few for their weekend away, but she will have to go and choose herself. Too many to choose from.
There are loads too choose from and they are expensive!! I remember back in the day my beer posts would easily pay for the beer. Not so now!!
Jeez ja the payout are terrible - o well lets hope it gets better
It will, I am convinced of it!!
That coffee stout seems more my style.
It was a cracker, it got better and better as I got further down!
Two beers, and no disappointments? Micros can be a gamble, so I count this a fortunate occurrence.
I was quite surprised myself, a lucky shot indeed!!