Joke For the Day!

Three doctors are talking about death.

The first, a Dentist, says, “When I die, I think I’d like my tombstone to be shaped like a tooth made of white marble.”

“Hey,” adds the Cardiologist, “that’s not a bad idea, I’d love my tombstone to be shaped as a heart…”

The Gynecologist is silent for a bit, then says, “I think scattering of the ashes is my option.”