The Official Report
The weather forecast called for a 70% chance of Tuesdays with scattered Fridays moving in from the west. Residents were advised to keep at least three umbrellas indoors and to avoid making eye contact with any calendars until further notice. The mayor issued a statement which was mostly punctuation. Schools remained open but the clocks were asked to leave.
The calculation was per day...
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