Exposed!!!....Acosta has no testicles!!....comedyopenmic#37
If you wondered how Trump was going to react to losing control of his own microphone in his own house, we are starting the get the full picture -- and it's a very good one.
....Jim Acosta had tried to threaten Trump's ownership of his microphone, and he tried his best to be an alpha male in the face of Trump.
The billionaire, and President of the United States. (yes, he did - seriously).
Trump has now banned CNN's Jim Acosta from the White House , after trying to detach Acosta from his gonads, but it was discovered that he has no testicles of any kind.
None.
See the exclusive pictures below of the poor intern trying her best to find them - She tried her best, poor girl, but to no avail.
Trumps insistence of refusing to ever talk to a man with no testicles is plainly heard.
The White House revoked Jim Acosta’s press credentials Wednesday after an intern tried to take the presidents microphone from the CNN reporter.
And for having no balls.
A statement was released..
“As a result of today’s incident, the White House is suspending the hard pass of the reporter involved until a proof of testicles has been validated, by three eye witness and a full medical examination."
Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters, " I WILL DEFINITELY NOT be one of the eye witness's, to validate whether Jim has balls or not. "
Acosta also tweeted that he had been 'de-balled in public', and is now an oppressed minority.
The deballing of Acosta...as it happened!.... in pictures....
NEWS JUST IN !!!!!!
Jim Acosta has been recently photographed at a local bar, drunk (pictured left), and asking his own ego to come home with him...
I nominate the ball- less of the world!!!!! @belemo (seen and verified) @whatsup (not seen, but kinda verified)
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I left my balls at home that day, there's been reports of people's balls getting stolen in my area so I wasnt taking chances
...you can never prove a negative....
I just saw what happened again, and it seems to me that Trump did the right thing, dominated the situation and put each one of those journalists in their place.
It was hilarious, especially when he told Acosta he shouldn't be working at cnn - brilliant.
I'm not a big fan of yours either, to be honest. - Epic!