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What was that good you you felt you did that eventually turned out bad,mine was giving unsolicited advice.As a kid,we were always told to do what is right,and like my bible has always told me,if u see someone doing wrong,u should call them to right or answer questions on their behalf.Brethren i wasnt ready to answer another mans question.

THREAD SATURDAY

So there i was sitting jejely,at my moms store,twas a very hot friday (cnt really remember what day it was).extending my greetings to every tom,dick and harry that passed by.both to those who i knew and those i didnt.

twaz a fine day and i intended to be happy all through the day,plus mom had prepared a suptiuos breakfast that day and i was having the time of my life.then a customer walked in,an elderly man in his early 60's.He had asked for a bottle of bear and i quickly rushed in to get it for him.Opened his drink,and went back to my seat to resume d days duty of greeting.After his second round of beer he called me to get him cigaretts.

U should have seen the look on my face,not that of anger but of pity,ive always heard on tv that smokers are liable to die young,he wasnt young anyway but i feared for his life.i took the money from him,walked out of the store to get the cigarettes buh stopped half way,my little child conscience wouldnt let me so i went back to the store to preach.well my preaching fell on deaf ears and arose all the angels of darkness as he boilled in anger.

So u think its only you that can get angry shey i thought to myself,me too i stormed out of the store,walked to the cigarette vendor and bought #50 worth of cigarrete,when he needed less.handed him the cigarettes and walked back to my seat.few hours later mom returned and i excused my slef to pee,only to return to see a furious mom.Hell was let lose,you know that saying "hell has no fury like a womans scorn",it became a black friday just like jumia.Brethren i was called to the alter to answer questions,just like they do in the court house,i had swear on the bible and the quaran even amadioha had come to bear witness,to say the truth,only the truth and nothing but the truth.so i narated my side of the story,after i was done mom was like

My jaw fell open,was i wrong in giving out good advice i had asked the old man and my mom,and before i could say another word,All i heard was Tawaiii!!!! I had been giving five fingers free of charge,at no extra costs,plus no discount,i opened my eyes to see white light all around me,i had died and gone to heaven,i swear i could see the angels in their heavenly glory beckoning on me to come and enjoy paradise with our lord,even the 24 elders had prepared a feast in my honour,buh my spirit was also beckoning on me not to walk into the light.

I was brought back to life by another round of slap on the other side of the cheeks,that was when i realised that i had only closed my eyes for a few minutes,it was terrible,as i opened my mouth to plead,what came out was the scrambbled eggs,bread and tea i had for breakfast,day ruined and so was breakfast.Brethren that day i realised unsolicited adivce wasnt always welcome.

Happy weekend palls..