Well here it is, nearly 2018. A new year will come and go without Hillary Clinton as the President of the United States. The thought sickens my stomach; a tear glistens. It was in the bag, set up like bowling pins with the bumpers on. Hillary just had to gently toss the bowling ball down the alley to thwack the pins of destiny. This did not happen. The most modest bowler will tell you, every great once in a blue moon the three-holed ball will miss even with the bumpers in the gutters.

That was last year. There is still much to discuss. Hillary Clinton has moved on to bigger and better things. Her new book is out and I still have not read it. I am delaying gratification. This book will be so much better to read years from now, when Donald Trump is long gone from office and I am on a beach in the Cayman Islands, sitting back relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside by the pool.

The well known story has been relayed to all of us countless times in a shrill onslaught of news headlines and social media MEMEs. Do we really know the lady who got the most popular votes than any man, ever? Do we? I say nay and I am absolutely determined to rehash again and again, really grind it in, Hillary Clinton is a Chanel suit Goddess. Our holy Mother. The wrinkles invading her once youthful, feminine face only enhance our hero gracefully. Hillary is a powerful sexy leader.

If Hillary weren't married to Bill Clinton I would try endlessly to make her mine. I would take her out for pizza and carve our initials on a galley. Her feet would never touch the dirty ground for I would carry her in my arms. Henceforth! Hillary would never have to e-mail anybody ever again; I would be her personal e-mail sender. I love her. All other women do not compare to Hillary and probably never will. Name one that can get as many popular votes as her. I'll wait.

2018 will be a very good year for Hillary. Perhaps the best year of her endlessly long career. I for one can not wait to see what cunning moves this silver fox will make next. Watch out world, Hillary Clinton is coming.