INTRODUCEYOURSELF: MY FIRST WEEK! AAAAAH!

I used my best lipstick on this verification photo...because you are all worth it! I am taking @steemship's advice to do a proper introduction (unlike my first intro. that disappeared into the ethos. But that's OK. It was a good little intro. I am proud of it. You can read about my first 48 hours on Steemit if you wanna.) 

But this time, instead of long paragraphs about me, I thought I'd do a quick photo log, with captions, for a more personal effect. Thanks for your patience in advance! 

Me at age 8. My first soccer game, I was a center forward. The ref blew the whistle, I ran backward a few paces so I could get a super fast turbo running start, because THAT'S how you kick fast, is you get a super fast turbo running start. And I ran right up to the ball, swung my leg, MISSED the ball, and fell FLAT on my tush. I remember hearing all the parents snickering in the sidelines, and my MOTHER was one of them! How could she?! (Well how could she not? But to me, it was a major betrayal). 

A picture of me being "supermom." Notice the massive mess, smudgy mirror, no makeup, bad hair, and probably no shower yet either. Hey, gimme a break. 3 kids on a Saturday morning. And my husband is out of the country in this picture. The way I figure it, if the kids are smiling, their clothes are clean, and we manage a couple of square meals per day, I'm doing great! Right?

Me trying to be domestic. 

Speaking of domestic, this is my favorite personal invention: grilled peanut butter banana sandwich. Just add cinnamon and honey in the middle, lots of butter on the outside, and you'll love me forever. (I posted this on pinterest too, so don't go flagging me. It's an original photo and recipe). 

After eating all those pb/banana sandwiches, this is what I'm going to look like when I'm 90. Awwww. How sweet. 

My motto. Look what a great find! No joke, I used to LOVE sitting and watching painting with Bob Ross when I was a little kid. Go check it out on youtube. It's the best. I work as a paralegal, and sometimes those days can be stressful. If you have trouble getting to sleep, this is a great sleep aid. I should know. 

Here's a picture of my office where I work as a paralegal--just after my birthday, hence the decorations. 

My politics are strange. My conservative friends think I'm liberal. My liberal friends think I'm conservative. My Libertarian friends think I'm Libertarian. I'm not sure I really have a decision made on that just yet. I'll get back to you. (image from tay.kinja.com)

My favorite thing to do is contemplate what articles I'm going to write for Steem today. Hmmmm....I think my next one will be on how we should use the blockchain/social media platform (in a similar way social media is used as a Resource Mobility model to organize anti-war demonstrations) to divert ISIS recruitment of our world's teens and young adults to something more productive and rewarding than violence and evil. 

Oh wait, I already wrote that article. You should read it! I feel strongly about the subject.