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Table of the World Association of Males (AMM)
How to identify a Gay:
SPORTS
-Football, wrestling, boxing, basket:
Verified male
-Golf, tennis, polo:
Slight trend
-Aerobic, spinning, jogging and cycling:
Gay
-Ice skating:
Deep crazy
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FOODS
-steak, viscera, ceviches, all with a lot of chili:
Rambo
-Parrillada, red meats, fried foods:
Male
-Pack with the grill and salads:
Rare healthy
-Sandwich integral and without sauces (not to get fat):
Pato declared
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DRINKS
-Pisc, rum, vodka, whiskey:
Male, manly, masculine
-Wine, beer, gin:
Man
-Cucktails with fruit juice:
Rarito
-Drinks without alcohol or without sugar:
The canoe gets wet
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HYGIENE
-Ducha fast, with detergent or soap to wash clothes or whatever you find at hand; and without touching your ass:
Viking
-Baño fast with soap only:
Male
-Bath complete with much care in cleaning:
Metrosexual
- Half an hour with sponge and aromatic soap:
Homosexual tendency
-Bath in tub with bubbles, mineral sales and relaxing creams:
Safe Maricón
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BEERS
-Well frozen and in large quantities:
Alpha male, punisher.
-Only soft, handmade, premium and imported beers:
Suspiciously Fine
-Only a beer to kill thirst:
Half fagot
-With lemon and wrapped in napkin:
Camouflaged fagot
-Without alcohol:
Rosquete potential
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GIFTS YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE
-Tools, weapons, knives, sabers:
Conan the barbarian
-Bottle whiskey, pisco or rum:
Male
-Wines, clothes:
Doubtful, you have to watch it
-Perfumes and accessories that combine with shoes:
He likes to be blown in the neck
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CREMAS
-Only toothpaste:
King Kong
-Sunscreen:
Modern man
-Crems for the body or hands:
Gay
-You can not live without moisturizer with vitamins + SPF 50
Next sex change
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PLANTS
-Do not care about the plants:
Helmet
-Some in the yard but without watering:
Man
-Plantitas next to the window or balcony:
Delicadito
-Wet and talk with the flowers:
Mariquita Susuuu
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MIRROR
-No use:
Kunta-Kinte
-Only to shave:
Male
-To test hairstyles and admire
Safe gay
-She turns around and looks at her ass:
Bitch sausage in heat
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CARS
-Patrice, Land Cruiser, any 4x4 with a lot of mud:
Caveman Captain
-Mercedes, BMW, Audi:
Smart male
-Yaris, Tico, Volkswagen:
Macho less
-Any bright convertible color:
Tragables
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SATISFACTION WITH THIS TABLE
-He laughed a lot, he shares it:
Samurai
-Something does not block him, he ignores it:
... Mmm 🤔 something happens
-In total disagreement:
Crazy total, deep and unleashed
You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is stress. In the hospital you are being told that she is pregnant and doctors start congratulating you with the future newborn. You explain that just an hour ago you have seen her for the first time in your life, but she starts telling that you are the father. This is a big stress already. You require for a DNR analysis and they make it. Then the doctors tell you silently, that actually you can't be a father since you are genetically sterile. This is a stress, combined with a relief. On your way back home you remember, that you have three kids. That's what the real stress is.
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