I'm happy!

Citizens,
I have
great joy.
Smooth
sympathetic faces.
To me
be sure
it is necessary to share,
poems
at least
share.
I
Today
I breathe like an elephant,
gait
my
easy,
and night
swept through,
as a wonderful dream,
without a single
cough and spitting.
Immeasurably
grew up
pleasures of a dose.
Days of Autumn -
baths stink,
but to me
blossom,
excuse me, -
roses,
and I them,
imagine,
I smell.
And thoughts
and rhymes
beautiful
and special,
already grows
eyes
editor.
Became hardy
and workable,
like a horse
or even -
tractor.
Budget
and stomach
absolutely excellent,
strengthened
and brought into balance.
One hundred percent
saving
at the main flow rate -
and was well
and I gained weight.
As if
on the tongue
for a piece of cousin
put
airy cake -
such
established
enchanting taste
in fragrant
apartments
mouth.
Head
outside
always clean,
and now
clean and from the inside.
In a day
invents
not less than a sheet,
at least Tolstoy
Nostril utri.
Women
surrounded,
dresses arephesya,
all
ask
First and middle name,
I became
certain
cheerful and witty -
well just -
the soul of society.
I
rosewood
and povpoll in the face,
forgot
and influenza
and a bed.
Citizens,
you
Interested in a recipe?
Open?
or…
Don `t open?
Citizens,
you
tired of waiting,
ready
korit and cover.
Do not worry,
I inform you:
citizens -
I
Today -
gave up smoking.
1929

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I just them and decided to share them with you.