Bathhouse- part 7

Victory Bearers 285

T-s-with-s!

Rumble, explosion, shot. Pobedonosikov throws open the door and rushes to 286
apartment. On the lower platform fireworks fire. In place of the delivered
The device is a glowing woman with a scroll in luminous letters. Lit the word
"Mandate". General stupor. Optimistico jumps out on the move
pulls up his trousers, in night shoes on his bare feet, is armed.

Optimistenko 287

Where? Whom ?!

Phosphorous woman 288

Hello comrades! I am a delegate of the year 2030. I'm on for twenty-four
hours in today's time. The term is short, the tasks are extraordinary. Check
authority and notify.

Optimistenko 289
(rushes to the delegate, peers at the mandate, quickly
mumbling the text)

"The Institute of the History of the Birth of Communism ..." So ... "The powers are given ..."
That's right ... "To select the best ..." Clearly ... "for the transfer to the communist
century ... »What's going on! What's going on, Lord! .. (rushes up the
steps.)

On the threshold appears irritated Pobedonosikov. 290

Optimistenko 291

Comrade Pobedonosikov, to you a delegate from the center.

Pobedonosikov takes off his cap, drops his suitcase, confused the mandate, 292
then hurriedly invited his hand into the apartment. To Optimistico whisper, then to
Aphosphorous woman.

Victory Bearers 293
(to Optimistenko)

Screw the tail of the turntable. Cope there, you know who, is this possible
Is it a matter of whether this is with a partetics and is it conceivable for an atheist to believe in such
supernatural phenomena. (To the Phosphoric woman.) I, of course, already in
the course of this case, and I have been given every possible assistance. Your competent
The authorities acted quite deliberately, sending you to me. We have this issue
is already being worked out in the commission and now for receiving
directives will be agreed with you. Go straight to my office without paying
attention to some philistinism due to the lack of equality of cultural
level of matrimony. (To the Bicycling.) Please! I told you so -
Come directly to me!

Pobedonosikov misses the Phosphoric woman, gradually cooling down and 294
which comes in a normal form.

Victory Bearers 295
(to run up Optimistenko)

Well, what, what?

Optimistenko 296

They laugh and say that this is beyond the boundaries of human understanding.

Victory Bearers 297

Ah, abroad! So, it is necessary to link up with VOKS. The smallest thing
it is necessary to explain. They can not show the slightest initiative. Comrade
Mesaliansov, shorthand is postponed. Go up for immediate
overtime cultural communication.

V ACTION

Installation of the second action, only disorderly. The inscription: "Selection Bureau 298
and transfer to the communist age. " Along the wall sit Mizayansova,
Belvedonsky, Ivan Ivanovich, Kich, Pobedonosikov. Optimistenko
secretary at the reception. Pobedonosikov goes dissatisfied, holding two
hands two briefcases.

Optimistenko 299

What's up, citizen?

Victory Bearers 300

No, it can not go on like this! I'll talk about this later. I'm in
I'll write a wall newspaper about it. Be sure to write! With bureaucracy and
protectionism must be fought. I demand to let me out of the queue!

Optimistenko 301

Comrade Pobedonosikov, but what kind of bureaucracy can there be before
check and before selection? Do not ask you to bother her. Go to yourself outside
queue. Here the turn will pass, and roll straight on their own and without any
queue.

Victory Bearers 302

I need now!

Optimistenko 303

Now? Please, now! Only then do you have a watch with their watch not
agreed. She, comrade, has another time, and how she will tell me, you
now go and go ...

Victory Bearers 304

So after all, I must in connection with the transfer to find out a lot of things: and the salary,
and an apartment, and so on.

Optimistenko 305

Ugh! Yes, I'm telling you, do not put your thumb in the big
state institution! We can not deal with trifles. State big things
is interested in: different fordismas, time machines, then, sho ...

Ivan Ivanovich 306

Have you ever been in line? I am in the queue for the first time.
Surprisingly uninteresting!

The former office of Pobedonosikov is full. Raising and fighting disorder 307
the first October days. A phosphorous woman says.

Phosphorous woman 308

Comrades, today's meeting was hastily. We will spend many years with many. I
I will tell you many more details of our joy. The news of
your experience, the scientists established a watch. They helped you a lot, considering and
correcting your inevitable miscalculations. We went to each other like two brigades,
breaking tunnel, until they met today. You yourself do not see all
grandiosity of your affairs. We know better: we know what came into life. I am with
Surprisingly looking around apartments, disappeared from us and carefully
restored by museums, and I watched the giants of steel and earth, grateful
the memory of which, whose experience is now still standing in our sample
communist construction and life. I looked at the invisible to you greasy
young men whose names burn on slabs of annulled gold. Only
Today, from my brief flight, I looked and understood the power of your will and
the thunder of your storm, which grew so quickly in our happiness and in the joy of all
planet. With what ecstasy I watched today revived letters of legends about your
struggle against the whole armed world of parasites and enslavers. Behind
Your work you have no time to go and admire yourself, but I'm happy to tell you
about your greatness.

Chudakov 309

Comrade, I'm sorry, I'll interrupt you. But time remains for our six
hours, and I need your final instructions. How much will be sent, year
destination, speed?

Phosphorous woman 310

Direction - infinity, speed - second - year, place - 2030
year, how many and who is unknown. Only the station of destination is known. Here

• the value is unclear. The future is the palm of the hand. Will accept those who remain in the
  hundred years. Come on, comrade! Who is with you?

Foskin 311
I!

Dvojkin 312

I!

Troikin 313

I!

Phosphorous woman 314

And who from mathematicians - for drawings and management?

Foskin 315

We!

Dvojkin 316

We!

Trojkin 317

We!

Phosphorous woman 318

How? You and the workers, you and mathematics?

Bicybodin 319

Very simple! We and the workers, we and university students.

Phosphorous woman 320

It's easy for us. I did not know if it's easy for you to go from the assembly line to the
from the rasp to the machine.

Dvojkin 321

Not such transitions did, comrade. We made armadilloes, then
lighters, with lighters finished - bayonets started, bayonets were done - on
the tractors went, and they even reeled all their studies at the university. And we do not have many
believed, only we have liquidated this disbelief in the working class. When you are our
time studied, you have a small calculator out. You, it seems, about last year
think?

Phosphorous woman 322

I see, with your moving express mind to stand right in our ranks
and into our work.

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