Bathhouse- part 5

Ivan Ivanovich 205

Yes Yes Yes! You go to his institution. Directives are met,
circulars are being held, streamlining is improving, the papers lie for years
full order. For petitions, complaints and relations - a conveyor. This corner
socialism. Surprisingly interesting!

Director 206

But, comrade, allow me ...

Victory Bearers 207

I will not let it!!! I have no right, and even wonder, how is it at all to you
allowed! It even discredits us before Europe. (Mesaliansova.) This
you do not translate, please ...

Mzayaliansov 208

Oh, no, no, Olith! He had just eaten caviar at a banquet and now
dozing.

Victory Bearers 209

And whom do you oppose to us? The inventor? And what did he invent?
He invented the Westinghouse brake? He invented the pen? Tram without
Does he go? Radiolaria he chancellarized?

Director 210

How?

Victory Bearers 211

I say, he rationalized the office? No! Then what's the use?
We do not need dreamers! Socialism is accounting!

Ivan Ivanovich 212

Yes Yes. Have you been to the bookkeeping department? I've been in the bookkeeping department - everywhere figures and
figures, and small, and big, very different, and in the end everything is with each other
converge. Accounting! Surprisingly interesting!

Director 213

Comrade, do not get us wrong. We may be wrong, but we wanted to
put our theater at the service of struggle and construction. Look - and
earn, look - and excited, look - and unmask.

Victory Bearers 214

And I'll ask you on behalf of all the workers and peasants not to disturb me.
Think of an alarm clock! You must caress my ear, and do not disturb, your business
caress the eye, and not excite.

Mesaliansova 215

Yes, yes, caress ...

Victory Bearers 216

We want to relax after the state and public activities.
Back to the classics! Learn from the greatest geniuses of the damned past. how many
once I told you. Remember how the poet sang:

After different meetings
we are not joy, not sadness,
to us in the future years of desire,
us, taram, taram, I'm not sorry ...

Miyazyansov 217

Well, of course, art should reflect life, a beautiful life,
beautiful live people. Show us the beautiful vids in beautiful landscapes
and in general bourgeois decay. Even if it is necessary for agitation, then
belly dance. Or, say, how the fresh struggle with the
old way of life. Show, for example, on the stage that they have a wife in Paris
no, but fox trot, or what kind of skirts the new style wears the old decrepit
the world of sconapel is a boom. Clear?

Ivan Ivanovich 218

Yes Yes! Make us beautiful! In the Bolshoi Theater we are constantly doing
beautiful. Have you been to the Red Poppy? Ah, I was at the Red Poppy. Surprisingly
interesting! Everywhere with flowers flutter, sing, dance different elves and ...
syphilis.

Director 219

Sylphides, you mean?

Ivan Ivanovich 220

Yes Yes Yes! That you well noticed - sylphides. It is necessary to open a wide
campaign. Yes, yes, yes, different elves fly ... and flowers ... Surprisingly
interesting!

Director 221

Sorry, but the elves were already a lot, and their further reproduction is not
envisaged by the five-year plan. And in the course of the play, they somehow do not suit us. But
Of course, I understand you, and the play will be introduced
corresponding changes in the form of vigorous and graceful additional inserts.
Here, for example, and the so-called comrade Pobedonosikov, if you give him
tickling theme - can all laugh. I will immediately make a couple of directions,
and the role is simply razmazitsya. Comrade Pobedonosov, pick up
any three or four subjects, for example, a pen, signature, paper and
and do some juggling exercises. Throw those pen,
grab the paper - put a signature, take partmaximum, catch the handle, grab
paper - put a signature, grab partmaximum. One two three four.
One two three four. Sov-day - party-day - bure-ro-kra-ta. Sov-day -
party-day - bure-ro-kra-ta. Is it coming?

Victory Bearers 222
(enthusiastically)

Good! Cheerfully! No decadence - nothing drops. On this
you can warm up.

Mesaliansova 223

Vuy, se tre pedagogic_and_k.

Victory Bearers 224

Ease of body movements, moralizing for every beginner
career. It's accessible, simple, you can even drive children. Between us, we -
a young class, a worker is a big child. It is, of course, rather dry, no
this roundness, juiciness ...

Director 225

Well, if you like it, here the horizons of fantasy are immense. we
we can give a directly symbolic picture of all the available actors.
(Claps his hands.)
Free male staff - on stage! Stand on one knee and
bend over with the enslaved look. Knock with an invisible pick with visible hand
invisible charcoal. Faces, faces are darker ... Dark forces are angering you.
Good! Post_o _! ..
You will be capital. Become here, comrade capital. Dance over everyone with
a kind of class domination. Imagine a woman embrace an invisible hand and
drink imaginary champagne. Fuck! Good! Continue! Free
female composition - on stage!
You will be - freedom, y, you appeal suitable. You will -
equality, it means, no matter who to play. And you - brotherhood, - other feelings
you still will not call....
Have prepared! Come on! Raise imaginary masses imaginary. Infect, infect everyone with enthusiasm! What do you do? Up above your leg, pretending to be an imaginary lift.

Capital, dance to the left with a view of the Second International. What hands waved! Prolong the tentacles of imperialism ... No tentacles? Then nothing to climb into the actors. Stretch what you want. Seduce the imaginary wealth of the dancing ladies. Ladies, refuse the sharp movement of the left hand. So, so, so! Imaginary working masses, rise symbolically! Capital, fall beautifully!

Capital, blow out spectacularly! Give colorful cramps! Excellent! Male free makeup, cast off imaginary shackles, heave up the symbol of the sun. Swing victoriously hands. Freedom, equality, and gratitude, simulate the iron pace of the workers' cohorts. Put supposedly the work on allegedly overthrown allegedly capital.

Freedom, equality and brotherhood, make a smile, as if rejoice. Free male makeup, pretend that you "who was nothing", and imagine that you - "he will become everything." Climb to each other's shoulders, reflecting the growth of socialist competition. Well, build a tower of supposedly powerful bodies, embodying the symbol of communism in a plastic image. Razmahivayte free hand with an imaginary hammer to the beat of the free country, giving you the feeling of pathos of struggle. Orchestra, add to the music of an industrial roar. !! Well, the free female composition is on stage!

Catch the imaginary garlands of the workers of the universe of the great armirud, symbolizing the blossoms of happiness that have blossomed under socialism. Well! Excuse me! Dedicated pantomime on the topic - "Labor and the capital of the actors nurtured."

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