Bathhouse- part 4

Belvedonian 133 Included

Hello, hello, Comrade Belvedon! Mission accomplished? 134
In shock the order?

Belvedonian 135

It is, of course, done. Almost without closing eyes, so to speak, in
socialist competition with himself, but everything is done according to
social order and an advance on all three hundred percent. Please, comrade,
look at your future furniture?

Victory Bearers 136

Demonstrate!

Belvedonian 137

Excuse me! You, of course, know and see, as the famous
historian, that styles come in different Luev. This is Louis Catorth Fourteenth,
nicknamed so by the French after the revolution of 1948 for being
immediately after the thirteenth. Then this is Louis Jacob, and, finally,
I will allow myself and I will advise, as the most modern, Louis Move Gu.

Victory Bearers 138

Styles are nothing, purely chosen. And how is the price?

Belvedonian 139

All three Lu_ya_ approximately in one price.

Victory Bearers 140

Then, I think, we'll stop on Lewa Fourteenth. But, of course, in
consent to the RCT's request for a cheaper price, I will offer you urgently
straighten the chairs from the chairs and sofas, remove the gold, paint under the sea
oak and scatter here and there the Soviet coat of arms on the back and other outstanding
places.

Belvedonian 141

It's delightful! More than fifteen Louis was, and before this come to think of
could not, and you immediately - in Bolshevitski, in a revolutionary way! Comrade
Pobedonosikov, allow me to continue your portrait and to capture you as
innovator-administrator, as well as the distributor of loans. Prison and link to
you cry, a magazine, of course. The Museum of the Revolution cries for you, - the original
there - they will tear off with their hands! A copy with a small installment and withholding from
Salaries are grasped by grateful colleagues. Allow me?

Victory Bearers 142

In no case! For such nonsense, I, of course, from the helm
I can not break off, but if necessary for the fullness of history and if
go, without interrupting the work, then please. I'll sit here at the desk,
but you depict me in retrospect, that is, as if on a horse.

Belvedonian 143

I already drew your horse from memory, was inspired on the run and
even, do not believe in the right places in the mirror looked. To me now only
you have to stay with the horse. Allow me to push aside the basket
with papers. What modesty with such merit! Clean me the line of your
fighting feet. Like a boot that shines purely, straight out - at least lizni. Only at Mikel
Anzhelo there was such a clean line. Do you know Mikel Anjelo?

Victory Bearers 144

Angelov, the Armenian?

Belvedonian 145

Italian.

Victory Bearers 146

Fascist?

Belvedonian 147

What do you!

Victory Bearers 148

I do not know.

Belvedonian 149

Do not know?

Victory Bearers 150

Does he know me?

Belvedonian 151

I do not know ... He's an artist too.

Victory Bearers 152

A! Well, he could have known. You know, there are a lot of artists, chief executives -
one.

Belvedonian 153

The pencil quivers. Do not convey the dialectics of the character in the general household
modesty. Your self-respect, Comrade Pobedonosikov, is titanic!
Blink your eyes through your right shoulder and through the recorder-pen. Allow
to perpetuate this moment.

Victory Bearers 154

Come in!

Nochkin enters. 155

Victory Bearers 156

You?!!

Nochkin 157

I.

Victory Bearers 158

Two hundred thirty?

Nochkin 159

Two hundred and forty.

Victory Bearers 160

Drink ...?

Nochkin 161

I lost it.

Victory Bearers 162

It's monstrous! It's incomprehensible! Who! Embezzler! Where? I have! What time? AT
the time when I lead my institution to socialism at the brilliant stops
Karl Marx and according to the instructions of the center ...

Nochkin 163

Well, Karl Marx played cards too.

Victory Bearers 164

Karl Marx? In the cards? Never!!!

Nochkin 165

Well. Here, never ... And what did Franz Mehring write? What he wrote on
seventy-second page of his major work "Karl Marx in his personal
life "? Played! Our great teacher played ...

Victory Bearers 166

I, of course, read and know Mehring. First, he exaggerates, and
Secondly, Karl Marx really played, but not in gambling, but in
commercial games.

Nochkin 167

But a classmate, connoisseur and contemporary, known Ludwig Feuerbach
writes that in gambling.

Victory Bearers 168

Well, yes, I read, of course, Comrade Feuerbach. Karl Marx sometimes played
and in gambling, but not for money ...

Nochkin 169

No ... With money.

Victory Bearers 170

Yes, but on their own, and not on state ones.

Nochkin 171

Let's say that everyone who studies Marx knows that he was,
one day, a memorable occasion and with state ones.

Victory Bearers 172

Of course, this historical event will force us, in view of the historical
precedent, to approach more attentively to your misconduct, but still ...

Nochkin 173

Yes, you throw the ox to turn! Karl Marx never played in any
cards. What can I tell you! Do you understand a person? You only
so that the samples and paragraphs correspond. Oh, you stuffed briefcase! Clip
clerical!

Victory Bearers 174

What?! To mock? And over his immediate, responsible
bosses and over mediocre ... yes no, what I'm saying! above
irresponsible shadow of Marx ... Do not let it! Hold up !!!

Nochkin 175

Comrade Pobedonosov, do not bother calling, I'm at MURD
I will inform you.

Victory Bearers 176

I'll stop! I will not let it!!!

Belvedonian 177

Comrade Pobedonosov! Instant! Keep the pose as such. Give
perpetuate this instant.

Underton 178

Ha-ha-ha!

Victory Bearers 179

Sympathy? The waste? Laugh? Yes, with painted lips? .. Vaughn!
(One by winding a turntable.) Hello, hello! Whoa! Who the fuck! Alexander
Petrovich. Yes, I've been waiting for you for three days ... Have you? Congratulations. Well, of course, I would!
What doubts can there be! .. As always, whole days, whole nights ... Yes,
finally today ... Two tickets. Soft. First. With a stenographer. At what
Is there a RCT? It is necessary to dictate the report. What do the two hundred forty
there and back? Yes, we will spend them as per diem or some other. AT
percussion, courier ... Well, of course, yours will advance ... Here, here!
Green Cape ... To me. Well, I shake hands with responsible greetings. (Throws the receiver.
The motive of the bullfighter.) Hello, hello!

Reception. Chudakov and Bicybodin are coming. 180

Optimistenko 181

But where are you going, finally? Have respect for work and
activity of state personnel.

Mesalyantsova enters. Chudakov and Bicybodin again rushed. 182

No, no! .. Out of turn, according to the telephone message ... (Conducts at 183
pen, pronouncing.) Everything is ready ... And yak well. I told him with meaning,
that his wife went to the Komsomol members. He at first will get angry! Not
I will suffer, they say, intemperate courtship without a length of service and
service basis, and then even rejoiced. The secretary was already liquidated by
reasons for unethical lips. Go straight ahead, do not be afraid! And under each leaflet
was already ready by the place ...

Mizaliansova leaves. 184

Chudakov 185

Well, now, this one was missed! Comrade, but you must understand, no
scientific, no impure force can no longer stop the coming. If
we do not experience in the space above the city, there may even be an explosion.

Optimistenko 186

Explosion? Well, you leave it! Do not threaten a government agency.
We are nervous and uneasy, and when there is an explosion, then we will say
on you where to.

Bicycles 187

Yes, you understand, foolish head! .. This you need to spread and where
follows and where not follows. People are burning to work for the entire working universe, and
you, the blind gut, with punctual conversations urinate on their enthusiasm. Yes?

Optimistenko 188

I ask you not to rest on the person! Personality in history does not play a special role
role. This is not royal time for you. It used to require enthusiasm. And now
we are historical materialism, and no enthusiasm is asked of you.

Mesalyansova enters. 189

Optimistenko 190

Dismiss, citizens, the reception is closed.

Mizaliansova 191
(with a briefcase)

About the bayadere, before your beauty! Tara-ram-container-frame ...

III ACTION

The scene is the continuation of the theater series. In the first row there are several free 192
places. The signal: "We begin". The public looks through binoculars on stage, the scene looks
in binoculars to the public. Whistles, stomping, screaming begin: "Time!"

Director 193

Comrades, do not worry! A few minutes will have to detain the third
action due to circumstances beyond control.

Minute, shouting again: "Time!" 194

Director 195

One minute, comrades! (To the side.) Well, are they coming? Uncomfortable so
to tighten. Finally, you can talk about it later; go into the foyer,
somehow politely hint. Come on, comrades. No, you!
Very nice! Well, it does not matter, one minute, even half an hour, it's not a train,
you can always detain. Everyone understands, at such a time we live. Can be
all kinds of state, even planetary affairs. You watched the first and
the second act? Well, how, how? All of us, of course, are interested in the impression and in general
sight…

Victory Bearers 196

Nothing, nothing! We are talking with Ivan Ivanovich. Sharply caught.
It is noticed. But still it's somehow not that ...

Director 197

So in fact this can be fixed, we always aspire. You just
make specific instructions, we, of course ... will not have time to look back ...

Victory Bearers 198

Condensed all this, in life it does not happen ... Well, let's say this one
Pobedonosikov. It is inconvenient all the same ... It is represented, apparently, responsible
comrade, and somehow he was exposed in this light and was called somehow
"Chief doctors." We do not have such, unnatural, lifeless, unlike!
It must be remade, softened, poeticized, rounded ... Ivan Ivanovich Yes, it's uncomfortable! Do you have a phone? I'll call Fedor Fedorovich, he, of course, will meet ... Ah, during the action uncomfortable? Well, the jap. Comrade Momentovnikov, we must open a wide campaign. Commentaries 200 Echelentsa, order! Our appetite is not great. Just a word, say a word to us, we'll scold you at the same moment. Director 201What you! What are you talking about, comrades! After all, this is in the order of the published criticism and with the permission of Gublit it is inferred only in the form of an exception of the literary negative type. Pobedonosikov 202How did you say? "A type"? Is this how you can express yourself about the responsible statesman? So you can only say about some non-partisan non-partisan. A type! It's still not a "type", but, after all, set by the governing bodies of the chief administrations, and you are the type !! And if there are illegal violations in its actions, it is necessary to inform where the matter of the proceedings should be and, finally, the information, published by RCI, verified by the prosecutor's office, to translate into symbolic images. I understand this, but take it to a common laughingstock in the theater ... Director 203 Comrade, you are absolutely right, but this is in the course of action. Pobedonosikov 204Activities? What are these actions? You can not do any kind of actions, it's up to you to show your business, but do not worry, there will be no corresponding Party and Soviet bodies without you. And then, it is necessary to show the faded sides of our reality. Take something exemplary, for example, our institution in which I work, or me, for example ...

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