Bathhouse- part 2

Instantnikov 35

Echelentse, order!
Our appetite is small.
Only the back-da-da-da-dan give us, -
all will be fulfilled at the same moment.

Mizayansova 36

Monsieur Mamentalnikov, Comrade Momentalnikov! Employee! Companion!
He sees that Soviet power is on its way, he joined. He sees - we go - went.
They will see, they will go away.

Instantments 37

Absolutely, absolutely truly, - the employee! An employee of the pre-revolutionary and
the revolutionary press. Here only revolutionary at me, understand, somehow
fell out. There are white, there are red, there are green, Crimea, underground ... It was necessary
to trade in a bench. Not mine, father, or even, it seems, just uncle. I myself
worker by conviction. I always said that it's better to die under the red
a banner, than under a fence. Under this slogan, one can unite
number of intelligentsia of my sense. Echelentz, order, - our appetite
is not large!

Pont Keach 38

Khe! Khe!

Mesaliansov 39

Sorry! Sorry! Mr. Pont Keach, Mr. Pont Keach. British
Anglo-Saxon.

Ivan Ivanovich 40

Have you been to England? Oh, I was in England! Everywhere the English ... I just
bought a cap in Liverpool and inspected the house where Antiduring was born and lived.
Surprisingly interesting! We must open a wide campaign.

Mizayansov 41

Mr. Pont Keach, famous, well-known in both London and the City philatelist.
Philatelist (Skonapel, Markoljub - in Russian), and he is very, very interested
chemical factories, aviation and art in general. Very, very cultured
and a sociable person. Even the philanthropist. Skonapel ... Well, as it's for you
translate? .. helps, there, filmmakers, inventors ... well, such,
such kind of like RCT, just the opposite ... Wu komprene? He was already looking at
Moscow from the skyscraper of "Izvestia" (Nakhrikhten), he was already at Anatol Vasilch, and
now, he says, to you ... Such a cultural, sociable, even us your address
said.

Foskin 42

Nosy bastard: with a nose!

Mesaliansov 43

Pliz, sir!

Pont Keach 44

Ai Ivan roared at the door, and the beasts ate. Ai went to the mekenken district, and the raccoon in
Hindustan, perepichil oh animals invented.

Mesaliansov 45

Mr. Pont Keach wants to say in his native language that at his
foggy homeland everything, from McDonald to Churchill, quite like beasts,
interested in your invention, and he very, very much asks ...

Chudakov 46

Well, of course, of course! My invention belongs to all mankind,
and I, of course, now ... I'm very, very happy. (Assigns the alien,
who has got a notebook, shows and explains.) It's like this. Yes Yes Yes…
There are two levers, and on a parallel crystal measuring line ...
Yes ... yes ... yes ... here! And this is so ... Well, yes ...

Bicycling 47
(assigning Ivan Ivanovich)

Comrade, we need to help the guy. I went everywhere, where "without a report
enter ", and for hours stuck up everywhere, where" he finished his business ... "and so on, and almost
spent the night under the sign "if you came to a busy person, then leave" - ​​and
no use. Because of red tape and cowardice, allocate a dozen chervonets
perhaps a grandiose invention is dying. Comrade, you must with your
authority ...

Ivan Ivanovich 48

Yes, it's terrible! The wood is cut down - the chips fly. I immediately go straight to the Main
management by agreement. I will immediately tell Nicholas Ignatich ... And if he
refuses, I will talk with Paul Bartholomew himself ... You have
phone? Ah, you do not have a phone! Little flaws in the mechanism ... Ah, what
mechanisms in Switzerland! Have you been to Switzerland? I was in Switzerland. Everywhere alone
Swiss. Surprisingly interesting!

Pont Keach 49
(putting a notebook in his pocket and shaking Chudakov's hand)

The grandfather brought the tram from the door at the door to the paradise and did not come tight. Duy Ivan.
Chervontsli? ..

Mizaliansova 50

Mr. Pont Keach says that if you need chervontsi ...

Bicycle 63

Him? He does not need, he does not care about chervontsi, I just got for him
ran to the State Bank and came all in chervontsi. Even disgusting. Through the pocket
they press. Here there are stuck bills on two, here on three, and in these two pockets
so some ten-crown. Ol Rait! Good bye! (Shakes his hand, hugs
with both hands and admiringly leads to the door.)

Mzaliansova 52

I very much ask you a little tact: with your Komsomol manners
A huge international conflict will come, if not yet matured. Goodbye to
Goodbye!

Ivan Ivanovich 53
(patting Chudakov's shoulder and saying goodbye)

I am also in your age ... The wood is being cut down - the chips are flying. We need, we need
the Soviet Edison. (Already from the doors.) You do not have a phone? Well, nothing, I
I will certainly tell Nikandru Piramidonovich.

Instantments 54
(semenit, singing)

Echelentza, order ...

Chudakov 55
(to Bicycles)

It's good that there is money.

Bicybodin 56

No money!

Freaks 57

That is, how is it that there is no money? I do not understand why bragging and
say ... And even more so when you make solid offers with
foreign parties ...

Bicybodin 58

Though you are a genius, you are a fool! You want your idea to get burned and
flew to us from England transparent, commander at times dreadnought
invisibly to beat our factories and Soviets?

Chudakov 59

But it's true, it's true ... How did I tell him everything? And he is still in
notebook inscribed! And why did not you pull me off? Himself to the door you lead,
hugging!

Bicycle 60

Dura, I hugged him for nothing. The former homelessness was useful. I do not
him - I hugged him. Here it is, an English notebook. I lost my notepad
Englishman.

Freaks 61

Bravo, Bicycling! Well, what about money?

Cycling 62

Eccentrics, I'll go for anything. I'll gulp my throats and swallow Adam's apple. I will
fight so that the cheeks will fly in the air. I was convincing, I was yelling at this
Optimistic. It is smooth and polished, like a dacha bowl. On its mirror
purity only the authorities are reflected, and then upside down. I almost
the accountant Nochkin agitated. But what can you do with this damned
Comrade Pobedonosovym? He just spat each with his own merits and
experience. Do you know his biography? To the question: "What did you do before the age of 17?" - in
The questionnaire was: "I was in the party". In what way it is not known, and it is not known that
he was "no" or "me" in parentheses, or maybe neither was nor was there. Later
he flowed out of prison, falling asleep with tobacco guard eyes. And now, in twenty
five years, the very time itself filled his eyes with the tobacco of small things and minutes, his eyes
contented with contentment and complacency. What can you see with such eyes?
Socialism? No, just an inkwell and a paperweight.

Foskin 63

Comrades, what will I salivate, or what? There are two more
To put it is necessary. Two hundred and sixty rubles a minimum.

Fields 64
(runs in, waving a pack)

Money - it's funny!

Cycling 65
(Foskin, transfers money.) Foskin runs out)

Well, drive! Drive a taxi! Grab the material, helpers - and back. (TO
Field.) Well, that persuaded the authorities on the family line?

Fields 66

Is it easy with him? It's funny! He hisses the paper boa every time,
when he returns home, pregnant with resolutions. Not funny. It's Nochkin ...
it's such an accountant in his institution, I've seen it for the first time ...
He uses it today at lunch, packets, passes, says ... secretly ...
It's funny! And to me, he says, you can not ... not on the occasion of the possibility of suspicion in
complicity. Not funny.

Chudakov 67

Maybe this money ...

Bicycles 68

Yes. There is something to think about, something seems to me ... Okay! Does not matter!
Tomorrow we'll figure it out.

Foskin, Dvoikin and Troikin enter. 69

Are you ready? 70

Foskin 71

There is!

Bicycling 72
(shoving everyone)

Well, let's go! Go ahead, comrades!

Chudakov 73

So, so ... The wiring is soldered. Insulating partitions are in order.
The voltage is calibrated. It seems you can. The first time in the history of mankind ...
Step away! Turning ... One, two, three!

Bengal explosion, smoke. They recoil, after a second they pour into the place 74
explosion. Freaks snatch, burning, a piece of transparent glassy
paper with a broken, torn edge.

Chudakov 75

Jump! Gogotchite! Look at this! This letter! It is written
Fifty years ahead. You see - that's ahead! What extraordinary
word! Read it!

Bicycles 76

What should I read? .. "Be de 5-24-20." Is this a phone, something, some kind of
Comrade Bede?

Chudakov 77

Do not "be de," but "bu-du." They write only consonants, and 5 is an indication
ordinal vowel. A - e - and - o - y: "I will." Savings twenty five
percent on the alphabet. Do you understand? 24 is tomorrow. 20 is a clock. Is he,
she, she - will be here tomorrow - at eight in the evening. Catastrophe? What are you
You see, you see this burnt, demolished edge? This means - on the path of time
an obstacle, a body that in one of the fifties occupied it
now empty space. Hence the explosion. Immediately, not to kill the going
from there, people and money are needed ... A lot! We must immediately make an experience possible
above, to the most empty space. If they do not help me, I'm on my own back
squeeze outthis machine. But tomorrow everything will be decided. Comrades, you are with me! We're going to the door. Let's go, comrades, let's take them by the collar, let's make them! I'll eat out guards and spit out buttons. The door swings open. 80

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