colorchallenge monday red - my story of coffee in the morning is funny, must be read 😂😂😂

in #funny6 years ago

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Introduce my name marco. My hobby is drinking coffee or the term is cool coffee. Almost all brands and tastes I've tasted. What I like most is coffee taste ... h pay hihi. I sometimes coffee at the coffee shop, but often at home make yourself. Try a wife, it's nice to be made every day.

Because of my handsome face, many girls like. My ex was fifteen as evidence. Everything is beautiful and sexy. There's a fat one. Being proof I am not always seeing from his physical, which is important he is generous and good heart hihihi.

One day I had coffee at the coffee shop. At that time the visitor was very little. Suddenly there came two beautiful and sexy women. Then sit at the very own corner table. And I got a geer when I found them both caught glancing at me four times. Maybe because I'm handsome times.

Suddenly the two came to me who was sitting alone. Duh why I'm so nervous gini.

"Mas Bardi?" asked the girl named Dewi.

Hearing that instantly made me wonder to myself, "Wrong people times"

But once I want to answer it, his friend Ani suddenly chimed in.

"Do you still remember us, Mas Bardi?"

With a look of amazement I then looked at Dewi, after that replace staring Ani. Both are equally beautiful and berpostur high. And again holding a white cup containing a coffee drink.

And I still do not understand the words of these two beautiful girls.

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I'm your elementary school friend Mas, who likes to keep rabbits .. "said Dewi.

"I'm also your classmate used to Mas, who likes to draw a pig .." said Ani.

Finally I pretend to confess as Bardi. Who knows after this there will be interesting surprises that await. Hihihi.

"After this we go to my boarding house, Mas Bardi?" pleaded the Goddess.

Before I could ask further, Ani suddenly chimed in.

"Please, now yes Mas Bardi .... while the boarding house again quiet ..."

I was instantly excited at the sound of lonely words. But I could not believe the invitation of these two beautiful girls. I poke for a moment these two eyes. True, I'm not dreaming. Uhui.

After making sure they were real women, we finally left.

Arriving at their boarding house, I was immediately taken to the Dewi's room. After Ani closed the door, Dewi told me to catch her to the bathroom. Hearing that right away my heart was beating endlessly.

With a spoiled tone, Dewi then say this.

"Mas Bardi ... wc his clogged ya, please benerin ya Mas Bardi ..."

Damn it, it turns out by them I thought Bardi was the usual betrum wc cocked times.

Before I tried to clarify, Ani suddenly chimed in.

"Mas Bardi want to make some coffee?"

COMPLETE

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