Funny

in #myanmar7 years ago

On one occasion. . . . Rent a rent boy with big blue ox meet at the oil mill. The boy, who sits on I get a blue ox.

Those who meet at themselves as wise and just slightly

"I would think that it should be given, before passing away, except the flight, suspected Revolving cow".

The big blue ox was very angry .....
Angry with big eyes and laughs.
Cho and vowed to glue also would be going belly stomach. But even people outside marriage pity. I want to laugh a little bit improved,
"0 oblige," she laughed.

And I know a guy
"Why, my friends, what I liked"

"The people were saying, I just do not understand them, I think. Think about it later, Revolving cow that everyone comes before business. And you see, I am proud gestures. Everybody knows a case does not mean much, but not before. People to leave oil reserves, to meet long before. Not reach." He explains.

"I'm sorry, later, their blog, their cattle 'Revolving' word, and not allowed to go to meet.

Owner went out to buy food, saliva Long repugnant. The big blue ox, "he told a laugh enthusiastically.
"0 happy to oblige"

တစ္ခါက. . . . ေပစုတ္စုတ္ေကာင္ေလးတစ္ေယာက္ဟာ ႏြားျပာႀကီးနဲ႔အတူ ဆီဆံုမွာ ဆီႀကိတ္ေနသတဲ့။ ေကာင္ေလးက အေပၚမွာထိုင္၊ ႏြားျပာႀကီးကေတာ့ရုန္းေပါ့ ။

အဲဒီဆီဆံုနားကို ေရာက္ေရာက္လာတဲ့သူေတြက သူတို႔ကိုယ္ သူတို႔ ပညာရွိေယာင္ေယာင္ ဘာေယာင္ေယာင္နဲ႔

"အင္း- အဲဒါေၾကာင့္ ဆရာေတာ္ႀကီးတစ္ပါးက ေရးတာ ၊ သြားတာသြားရ ေရွ႕မေရာက္ ၊ ေျပးမလြတ္တဲ့ ဆံုလည္ႏြားလို" တဲ့။

အဲဒီစကား ၾကားစ တုန္းကေတာ့ ႏြားျပာႀကီး ေတာ္ေတာ္စိတ္ဆိုးသတဲ့ .....
စိတ္ဆိုးတဲ႕ မ်က္လံုးႀကီးေတြနဲ႕လည္း လွမ္းလွမ္းၾကည့္သတဲ့ ။
ခ်ိဳနဲ႔ ဗိုက္ကို္ေကာ္လိုက္ရရင္ ဗိုက္ေပါက္ေတာ့မယ္လို႔လည္း ႀကံဳး၀ါးေနသတဲ့ ။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ၾကာလာေတာ့ စိတ္မဆိုးတဲ့ အျပင္ လူေတြကို သနားလို႔ေတာင္လာသတဲ့။ ၿပီးေတာ့ ရယ္ခ်င္စိတ္ေလးနည္းနည္းေပါက္လာတာနဲ႔
"၀မ္းထရိမ္း" လို႔ေကာက္ရယ္လိုက္သတဲ့။

ႏြားႀကီးရယ္တာကို သိလိုက္တဲ့ေကာင္ေလးက
"သူငယ္ခ်င္း - ဘာေတြသေဘာက်ၿပီး ရယ္ေနတာလဲ"

"လူေတြကိုသနားလို႕ပါကြာ ၊ ၿပီးေတာ့ ဘာမွနားမလည္ပဲ ေလွ်ာက္ေလွ်ာက္ေျပာေနၾကပါလားလို႔ စဥ္းစားမိလို႔ပါ။ စဥ္းစားၾကည့္ေလကြာ၊ ဆံုလည္ႏြား ေရွ႕မေရာက္တာ လူတိုင္းသိတဲ့ ကိစၥပဲ။ ႏြားသာျဖစ္တာ ၊ ငါကမာနႀကီးတယ္ ။ လူတိုင္းသိတဲ့ ကိစၥမ်ိဳး သိပ္ေျပာခ်င္တာ မဟုတ္ဘူး။ လူေတြမသိတာက ေရွ႕မေရာက္ေပမယ့္ ဆီထြက္တယ္ေလကြာ၊ ဆီဆံုဆိုတာ ဆီထြက္ဖို႔။ ေရွ႕ေရာက္ဖို႔ မဟုတ္ဘူးေလ။" လို႔ ရွင္းျပသတဲ့။

"စိတ္မရွိပါနဲ႕ကြာ၊ သူတို႕မသိလို႔ပါ၊ သူတို႕သာ 'ဆုံလည္ႏြား' စကားလံုးနဲ႔ ဆံုလည္ေနၾကတာ။ ဆီလည္းမထြက္ဘူး။

တံေတြးေတြပဲထြက္တယ္ ၊ ရြံစရာႀကီးကြာ။ " လို႕႔ေျပာေတာ့ ႏြားျပာႀကီးက အားရပါးရ ရယ္သတဲ့။
"၀မ္းထရိမ္္း"

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