A prayer to Whale-God @berniesanders (With Video!)

in #funny10 years ago (edited)

Bernie, bernie, watch him swim.
Eating plankton near his chin.
Upvoting posts and making fish.
Through posts he wades with perfect pitch.
Singing lovely whale-god tunes.
I pray he takes me to the moon.

Video/Audio Version:

(sorry for the quality)

An original prayer dedicated to Whale-God @berniesanders by @klye

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Upvoted for the Manycam.com watermark. And the YouTube video. And they Klyeart. Heck I even will subscribe to you on the YouTubes.

I could of at least grabbed a cracked version.. rookie move on my part!

Lol, kudos for the video recital dude!!

Figured everyone knew sorta how I looked from my art so it wouldn't cause too much injury lookin' at my ugly mug.. :D

/me waits for all the marine biologist to setup cameras in hopes of a Bernie sighting........

~david attenborough voice~ Here we see the magnificent @berniesanders - Perhaps one of the largest of the Whale-God species. During mating season bernie can go for several months without food or sleep. Little is known about how he spends most of his time.. But one thing is for certain, This surreal creature loves Steem.

If I don't upvote this I'll regret it my whole and short jellyfish's life.

Fun fact: some jellyfish can revert back to their adolescent form after reproducing. Effectively making them immortal.

It can only be done once, trust me, I tried.

my upvote is also with U,dude)

<3 thanks mr.green!

Bernie is hilarious, lol

You are more than welcome to enter the ongoing Haiku competition with the chance of winning a book: https://steemit.com/poetry/@steemswede/haiku-contest-write-the-best-haiku-poem-and-win-a-book

Nice @klye
Shot you an Upvote :)

Nice @klye
Shot you an Upvote :)

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