Joey Diaz..!

A Comedian I absolutely laugh uncontrollably when he speaks. He is the King of Story telling. Here are his rules to getting High!

"I don't like drama" - Dude sas 1000 rules about every tiny little aspect of life that cannot be broken or he's outta there.

"Don't come here to snort my coke and tell me a story you're on the period, cuz Ill throw ya out the window" Fucking gangster.

" I'm here to drink and do some cocaine, I don't want no darts flying around"

Lmao...I love Joey, and I love listening to his podcasts and stand up.

But it's very important not to actually listen to this guy, in the sense that you shouldn't model your life after his.

He has his own little "rules", but if you listen to him long enough he contradicts every single point he makes.

There is nothing "cool" about simply refusing to change any aspect of your life to benefit others.

So always listen to Joey because he's hilarious, but always remember not to take everything he says as gospel.

here is the hilarious video below!

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Hope you laughed as hard as I did!

Thanks for watching! Tell me your rules to getting high in the comments!

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