Holiday jokes # 3

Q: what's a cow's favorite day? A: Moo-years Day!
Q: What does one get a person WHO has everything for his birthday? A: A stealer alarm!
Q: What does one get once you plant kisses? A: 2 lips
. Q: What did the sunshine bulb inform her man on Valentine's Day? A: I wuv you watts and watts
. Q: wherever will the Easter bunny get his breakfast? A: IHOP!
Q: however will the Easter bunny keep in shape? A: numerous eggercise!
Q: What was the foremost standard dance in 1776? A: Indepen-dance!
Q: What does one decision a pretend stone in Ireland? A: A sham rock
Q: Why is St. Patrick's day most frog's favorite holiday? A: as a result of they're already sporting inexperienced
Q: Knock Knock, Who's there? Irish. Irish Who? A: Irish you a contented St. Patrick's Day!