What about my feelings?

I'm tired of apologizing for finding White Moose Cafe funny. I found vegan-gate funny. I found bloggergate even funnier. For non-PC, non-SJW people like me, it feels like a huge game of Minesweeper where every comment on social media might possibly trigger endgame. I miss the days when being on the internet was fun. That was before social media like Twitter and Facebook existed. Millennials, I am prehistoric and I'm tired of trying not to step over your feelings. I'm sure the owners of White Moose Cafe are fucking tired of this bullshit too and I am cheering for them for standing up to privileged bloggers and vegans.