Who has been painting my son?

Well hello there! I find myself somewhere arty in Berlin and what's this? Someone has been painting my son without any attempt at obtaining a parent or guardian's signature! And what is more, they painted his portrait back in 1875 so they must have gone to an awful lot of trouble to find him and somehow transport him back in time. 

Funny how Wilhelm Leibl pulled this one off. But I know it happens. Don't get me wrong, I like it. I like the way he is sullen and yet soulful. I know that face well. Hopefully I'll get some credit. This time traveling stuff is going on a lot. I even saw a picture of Putin painted back in 1434.

What's more, I know the woman he is with - she's Helen and she's actually pregnant with my mate Dan. Keep your eyes peeled - these time travelling artist types, they're everywhere!