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in #joke • 8 years ago

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Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude

You're hiking. Smokey the Bear appears smoking a cigar. He nods, flicks it into a pile of leaves and smiles, ""No one will ever believe you.""

I wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison what with my milky skin and Glee themed tattoos.

Did you hear about the patriotic zombie who wanted to serve his country? He joined the Marine Corpse.

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