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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester.

What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone

What do you get when you cross a Jew with two planks of wood? Christianity