Make day funny (9566y)

I hate when a texting convo goes like this You: heyy. Them: hey! You: watzup? Them: nothin wbu? You: same. Them: cool. You: yea Them: haha. You: lol. Them: yep.

Why wouldn't the two tampons speak to each other? Because they were both stuck-up cunts.

If you're white, you should always get to go ahead first instead of the blacks. Is one of the first rules of chess.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ? Anne Boleyn alley !

You know what's pretty cool? A cellar :)